Sarah Millican

Status: Single
Orientation: Straight
Religion: Atheist
Zodiac Sign: Gemini
Children: I don't want kids
Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
Occupation: comedian/writer

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16:58 12 Dec 2009

Bio
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Hello. I am a writer and comedian and I work all over the UK. I am very happy at the moment. See, encouragingly pessimistic. But largely smiley.

Other people who fancy gorillas. Maybe not. But it would be nice to know you exist.

General
Comedy. Oh and I have a blender. And I love zoos. I know some people don't approve of zoos but my favourite bit is when the elephants are bashing their heads off the concret walls. Not really. It's the penguins.
Music
Am a bit bored of music at the minute and I've never been like this before. But I spoke to someone the other day who said she was bored of listening to music and likes to listen to talking now. I like to think that she unearthed this in me but I suspect I'm just copying. Bugger.
Movies
Top 5 would include Jaws, Thelma and Louise, Pulp Fiction, Annie Hall, Amelie, When Harry Met Sally. Yes I know that's 6. That's why I said "include".
Television
I cry at Harry Hills TV Burp, am discovering Family Guy on DVD and loving it and I fall across the odd addictive documentary about fat people or paedophiles and feel like a member of the sun-reading public. Not fun but occasionally arousing. The feeling not the programmes. Oh hell.
Books
mmm. books. I remember when I used to read them. Need to put more time aside, have started 4.
Heroes
my dad. Cheesy I know but hear me out. Today I asked him what year I did the bonny baby contest. He said "1979 cos that was when the police thought I'd killed a bloke in Grimsby". Turns out he hadn't and his alibi was the TSB where he'd been getting money out for Butlins. Hence the Link. Comedy Gold.

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