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Fogtalk Fog free music

8 Dec 2009 11:58


"CHRISTMAS RAP"



as the party gets in flow
booby girly shows her assets
big boss know the prizes
profits in as he says
the other women are in dismay
so the silly season begins
office party for the rich no plebs in place
everyone having fun ready too get laid
then comes the dismay
rupert forgot one thing
he did not put it on his ding-a-ling
so the parable unfolds
never play withe mistle-toe
ho ho ho! lol

lastdancepoetry2009
no reproduction without permission copyright lastdance2009poetry
matty James aka silverman
Matty James

7 Dec 2009 22:05

HOPE ALL IS GOOD FOR YOU FUNNY PEOPLE OUT THERE, RESPECT FROM MATTY JAMES
Jason
Jason Provencio

7 Dec 2009 21:45


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TRUTH
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PEACE
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LOVE
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HOPE
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JOY
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POEM OF LIGHT

Beyond your eyes exists a world
That all can learn to see
Within this world exists for us
Infinite possibility

Many are lost in darkness
And cannot find their way
Because they choose to believe the lies
They hear from day to day

The future's yours the future's yours,
If you open your mind
Discover what you do not know
And greater truth you'll find

You and me and everyone are all beings of light
We can all live in harmony,
If we increase our sight,
Open your heart open your mind,
And see your path anew
The greatest joy in life will come
From Loving Being You!

Love all of life's Creations
Take time and you will grow
To know the truth and see the light and all you wish to know
Your energy creates life and knowledge is for sure
Come know yourself,
The universe,
And So Much, So Much More...

Here is the link to the author's Myspace page, please visit him and tell him you appreciate this awesome poem!

http://www.myspace.com/psychicharmony

GLAD TO BE YOUR FRIEND, HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL AND AMAZING DAY. STRIVE TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN SOMEBODY'S LIFE TODAY, YOU'LL FEEL AMAZING AND REAP GREAT BLESSINGS!

Jason Provencio
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Fogtalk Fog free music

7 Dec 2009 13:14

my bollards need a good seeing too! ok!
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Fogtalk Fog free music

1 Dec 2009 11:16

how funny last nits graham nootons show, about pringles twitter oh how interesting its so funny, all campy campy wave yer arms about talk bollox and think your the fecing greatness! what a load of jack ****!
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Fogtalk Fog free music

30 Nov 2009 16:43

who gives a bag of diss in a paper bag while watching charles aznavore talking about super zized marshmellows, dingger!
http://www.myspace.com/blobby_slob
William Ray

28 Nov 2009 18:38

Umm. I have started having nightmares about 16 year olds with leather jackets and vodka bottles and screaming parents with branded supermarket bags. The question for me is, WTF am I meant to do about it?
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Fogtalk Fog free music

25 Nov 2009 19:49

i see everyone is interested carry on.......thats it great.....bye
Tony King
Tony King

23 Nov 2009 12:52

Hi, thank you for your friendship here on MySpace! It means such a lot and any support you can give is gratefully received. There are 8 songs on my profile, all different and I would be honoured if you could give them a listen sometime and maybe write a comment and add some of my music to your profile......maybe watch the You Tube vids......maybe check the official website out......maybe become a fan.....maybe get the album from itunes/amazon or somewhere...........mmmmmm.....just a comment would be awesome. Thanks. Peace x
Click here for the official Tony King website
Freespirit 2
Freespirit 2

21 Nov 2009 20:49

~Hello! Wishing You A Lovely Weekend, From Across the Pond,freespirit.....
I, LUDICROUS
I, LUDICROUS

17 Nov 2009 20:15

After 20 years in show business I,LUDICROUS release yet another new single "WE'RE THE SUPPORT BAND" worldwide. The single is currently getting widespread radio airplay in the UK & abroad."WE'RE THE SUPPORT BAND" is available for download on I TUNES & all major on line music stores. You can watch the video for "WE'RE THE SUPPORT BAND" on the I, LUDICROUS myspace site.....Thanks.
http://www.myspace.com/blobby_slob
William Ray

17 Nov 2009 09:58

Hello, I've been looking for work. I've seen lots of positions as a "pro rata". Can any one help me identify the key skills for getting a job like this. Thank you.
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Fogtalk Fog free music

13 Nov 2009 22:08

here is a joke the biggest joke people are being bullied by the uk government who are very seriously ill, i have too say that to you my space congrats for your bully proof concept, but please can you place a space for the disgraceful indications of the uk government will implement! a procedure thru attack the human rights act and will not, intervene by explaining the main aspects of ill health, i will continue tooo fight this and i hope you and the bbc will talk too me of this i have contacted my member of parliament, it is a shame that the lawyers get involved( not me i own nix), for me i am in a position, you may think if i can do this then maybe? well let me tell you! this the government will force poeple in too work so bring it on, too the ones, bring it on!
Melissa
Melissa Collins

12 Nov 2009 10:48

Have a nice day.
Kyoshi
Kyoshi

9 Nov 2009 23:52

Hiya!
How's it going? In a world where everything has a price and we're all counting our pennies, music has become priceless. As a way of thanks to our loyal fans, we will be giving away free downloads every month to our mailing list members.

The first song is the gentle and intimate, 'Do You Think It's OK?' Sign up now to get your free download. Once you have signed up, you will automatically receive links to new exclusives as soon as they are available.

Go to www.kyoshiworld.com/freedownloads or our myspace page to get your free songs.

Hope all is well- let us know what u reckon to the track,
Love and peace,
Kyoshi
Edward
Ed Chappel

8 Nov 2009 23:22

Oops, thought I'd been here today already! Whoopsie for the two messages in one day...obviously didn't sleep on for long enough this Sunday!
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Fogtalk Fog free music

5 Nov 2009 21:53

my day has been great i was told my hair looked like a bag of a badgers arse! my armpits need cutting, my blonde hair needs some gel on it and my bad breath needs some attention lordy lordy?
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Fogtalk Fog free music

5 Nov 2009 19:29

i am xsending some fogtalk here goes my garnish is ooling my nuts from the foot? right that was so crap! great!
Jessi V
Jessi V

4 Nov 2009 18:22



~ .: JUST WANTED TO STOP BY AND SAY THANKS FOR THE ADD ,AND TO SHOW YOU SOME LUVIN... AND PLEASE STOP BY AND TAKE A LISTEN TO MY MUSIC AND SHOW SUM LUV, HOPE YOU HAVE A HAPPY DAY :o) XOXO:. ~

~ .: TU NEW FRIEND :. ~

~ .: JESSI V:. ~
VICTOR
VICTOR

4 Nov 2009 04:45

~~~ Thanx 4 the add ~~~
I, LUDICROUS
I, LUDICROUS

31 Oct 2009 11:17

After 20 years in show business I, LUDICROUS release yet another new single "WE'RE THE SUPPORT BAND" worldwide. "WE'RE THE SUPPORT BAND" is available for download on I TUNES & all major on line music stores. You can watch the video on the I, LUDICROUS myspace site.....Thanks.
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Fogtalk Fog free music

28 Oct 2009 15:43

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28 Oct 2009 13:20

thnx 4 tha add
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Donovan Denholm

24 Oct 2009 02:34

MySpace Comedy UK - Thanks for the add, Please check out BlackSheepServices.Net , RansonKarr.com, and BandLcollectables.com for examples of web site designs, any type of web site you can imagine, I can custom build for you
Nick Nemesis
Nick Nemesis

24 Oct 2009 02:12

SHOWIN YOUR PAGE LOVE!!!



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