My interests include:
Planning my escape from the apocalypse, burning bridges, and Efukt.
Shut up.
I like Japanese things:
Music
Films
Every single zombie film since the beginning of time, including Flight of the Living Dead.
Other than that, these films are alright:
BAD SANTA
Planet Terror
Amelie
The Wicker Man (the ORIGINAL doofus, as far as I'm concerned the remake doesn't exist)
Dogtown and Z-Boys
Freeway
Juno
Dig!
Gummo
Bully
Ken Park
Cry Baby
Show Me Love
Barb Wire
Man On The Moon
Homemade Porn
Edward Scissorhands
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Betty Blue
Showgirls
Fire Walk With Me
Lilya 4-Ever
Requiem for a Dream
Y Tu Mama Tambien
Elephant
The Virgin Suicides
Spun
A Clockwork Orange
Battle Royale
Television
Books
Charles Bukowski
Chuck Klosterman
Richard Matheson
Chuck Palaniuck
Douglas Coupland
John Kennedy Toole
Charlie Brooker
Anthony Burgess
Dave Eggers
Alan Moore
Max Brooks
Hubert Selby Jr
Hunter S Thompson
Craig Clevenger
Aldous Huxley
Tarquin Dogshitter
J D Salinger
J T Leroy
S E Hinton.
HELLO. MY NAME IS SIM-WISE.
I'M A MODEL, AS WELL AS OTHER THINGS...
I DO PRETTY WELL AT IT.
I EITHER LOOK REALLY FIT OR REALLY SHIT.
FIT:
SHIT:
DEPENDS ON IF IT'S A THURSDAY OR NOT.
THIS IS ME WHEN I WAS YOUNGER:
I'LL LEAVE IT UP TO YOU TO DECIDE WHETHER I GOT BULLIED OR NOT.
HERE IS A CAT BEING ARRESTED BY DUCKS:
I THINK IT SUMS UP MY LIFE.
HERE IS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT MY LIFE IS LIKE, IN THE FORM OF A COMMENT I LEFT ONCE:
Umm yeah I went to some pub and talked to this 47 year old woman for ages (she wouldn't shut up) got well drunk then went in the rain to a Chicken Cottage, got absolutely fascinated by this chicken I was eating (like to the point of obsession , I was so freakin happy) then went to a party and fell asleep for 4 hours and when I woke up everyone was going home.
THIS IS ME IN A BIN:
THERE ARE MANY PICTURES OF ME IN BINS, BUT THAT IS THE BEST ONE FOR NOW.
OR IS IT?
I BRING SOCIAL AWKWARDNESS TO WHOLE NEW LEVELS
BUT IT'S OKAY 'CAUSE I HAVE A NICE ASS
THIS IS ME GETTING A TATTOO ON THE TELLY:
Alex Sim-Wise on London Ink
I LIKE DRAWING ZOMBIES WITH MS PAINT.
I HATE MY FRIENDS.
I AM SHIT HOT AT HOOPLA:
I DON'T REALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING.
APART FROM:
R.I.P. CHARLBERT STREET:
Hey babe thanks for the add how have u been? Hope everything has been good in ur world! Hope it ain't as cold where u are as it is down here. Anywho i got a music page u mite like it. Either way get at me babe!
I'M A MODEL, AS WELL AS OTHER THINGS...
SHIT:
DEPENDS ON IF IT'S A THURSDAY OR NOT.
THIS IS ME WHEN I WAS YOUNGER:
I'LL LEAVE IT UP TO YOU TO DECIDE WHETHER I GOT BULLIED OR NOT.
HERE IS A CAT BEING ARRESTED BY DUCKS:
I THINK IT SUMS UP MY LIFE.
HERE IS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT MY LIFE IS LIKE, IN THE FORM OF A COMMENT I LEFT ONCE:
Umm yeah I went to some pub and talked to this 47 year old woman for ages (she wouldn't shut up) got well drunk then went in the rain to a Chicken Cottage, got absolutely fascinated by this chicken I was eating (like to the point of obsession , I was so freakin happy) then went to a party and fell asleep for 4 hours and when I woke up everyone was going home.
THIS IS ME IN A BIN:
THERE ARE MANY PICTURES OF ME IN BINS, BUT THAT IS THE BEST ONE FOR NOW.
OR IS IT?
I BRING SOCIAL AWKWARDNESS TO WHOLE NEW LEVELS
BUT IT'S OKAY 'CAUSE I HAVE A NICE ASS
THIS IS ME GETTING A TATTOO ON THE TELLY:
I HATE MY FRIENDS.
I AM SHIT HOT AT HOOPLA:
I DON'T REALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING.
APART FROM:
R.I.P. CHARLBERT STREET:
