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S I M - W I S E

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  • 26 / Female
  • London, East, UK
  • Last Login: 04/07/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Will Smith movies.

    ToeJam & Earl

    Home-made LARP.

    We H8 WAGs

    RPG's

    Zombies.

    Planning my escape from the apocalypse.

    Pitying the fool.

    Efukt.

    WWW.CRIMINALDAMAGE.CO.UK

  • Music

  • Movies

  • Television

  • Books

    Charles Bukowski
    Chuck Klosterman
    Richard Matheson
    Chuck Palaniuck
    Douglas Coupland
    John Kennedy Toole
    Charlie Brooker
    Anthony Burgess
    Dave Eggers
    Alan Moore
    Max Brooks
    Hubert Selby Jr
    Hunter S Thompson
    Craig Clevenger
    Aldous Huxley
    J D Salinger
    J T Leroy
    S E Hinton.

  • Heroes

    PLEASE NOTE:

    I DO NOT approve band spam, advertising, or abusive/offensive remarks on my page or in my comments. I will not plug your band or get you in Front magazine, and I do not have MSN/Facebook/or anything like that so please don't ask. Thanks.

Comments

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  • achong ™Shahrul Mizan

    4 Jul 2009 05:47

    thanks.
  • WhittemoreTerry Whittemore

    4 Jul 2009 04:21

    So hows the weather in England? Its hotter than two rats fucking in a whool sock over here.
  • WhittemoreTerry Whittemore

    3 Jul 2009 18:31

    OMG have you watched The Hangover? It is so FUCKING FUNNY. 10 out of 10 baby!
  • Divadhill1972David Hill

    3 Jul 2009 17:15

    Have a great weekend.
  • RockerDisco Online Now!

    3 Jul 2009 14:57

    Heyyyy
  • mysaaanChris Kelleher

    3 Jul 2009 13:48

    Alright sim have a good weekend.Im going out sober for the first time ever should be fun
  • WindowLicker

    3 Jul 2009 10:57

    Hey there Sim, Mr Ugly here, I bought Front yesterday JUST coz u were in it.
    have to say U ar ewithout a shadow of any doubt the sexiest model/Anti model
    we have in England. It's been a pleasure gawping @ ya baps. LOL

     

     

  • WindowLicker

    3 Jul 2009 11:00

    Oh yeah forgot to say, LOVE the inkwork.....
    & thanks for the add
  • doubleKphotographyKarl Koch

    3 Jul 2009 11:08

    I find it really weird that you went to Finham Park. What a small world.
  • Flaps [DoD]Rory Gibson

    2 Jul 2009 19:40

    i was just reading a front from bout 2 months ago and you were chatting some shit about not wanting to look like your mum unless she looked like debbie gibson but you didnt even know who she was.

    so this might help you out :D
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debbie_Gibson


    god im such a sad cunt lol
  • MAC1

    2 Jul 2009 17:19

    Check out my latest blogg and enter my caption competition Sim, go on lass a dares ya....harhar.( That was my pirate impression ...good eh) No but seriously do.
  • cuervoWilliam Cuervo Online Now!

    2 Jul 2009 18:22

    huge fan<3
    your gorgeous!
  • Ant_T_hero

    1 Jul 2009 14:02

    So you're hot, like video games, steel panther & The Walking Dead (yeah i noticed it in the corner of pic :D), anything not good about you ?:D haha

    Oh and thanks for the add :)
  • [Wyatt]™Adam Wyatt

    1 Jul 2009 09:54

    sim-wise FTW :D
  • BIZZY B

    1 Jul 2009 07:33

    What up sim kiss kiss later's...B

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About me:


HELLO. MY NAME IS SIM-WISE

I'M A MODEL, AS WELL AS OTHER THINGS

I REVIEW GAMES ON MY SHIT TV

IT'S BETTER THAN SHOPLIFTING

I RUN THIS PAGE MYSELF AND DO NOT EMPLOY CHILDREN, ROBOTS, OR MAGDA TO DO IT FOR ME...

...SO SAY HELLO.

FIRST STEP IN UNDERSTANDING ME IS THAT I'M BASICALLY A 13 YEAR-OLD BOY WITH TITS.

MAKE OF THAT WHAT YOU WILL.

I LIKE COMICS. A LOT.

THIS IS ME NORMAL:

THIS IS ME TRYING TO LOOK COOL:

THIS IS ME WHEN I WAS YOUNGER:

I'LL LEAVE IT UP TO YOU TO DECIDE WHETHER I GOT BULLIED OR NOT.

HERE IS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT MY LIFE IS LIKE, IN THE FORM OF A COMMENT I LEFT ONCE:

Umm yeah I went to some pub and talked to this 47 year old woman for ages (she wouldn't shut up) got well drunk then went in the rain to a Chicken Cottage, got absolutely fascinated by this chicken I was eating (like to the point of obsession , I was so freakin happy) then went to a party and fell asleep for 4 hours and when I woke up everyone was going home.

THIS IS ME IN A BIN:

THERE ARE MANY PICTURES OF ME IN BINS, BUT THAT IS THE BEST ONE FOR NOW.

OR IS IT?

I LIKE TO PARTY

I LIKE DRAWING ZOMBIES WITH MS PAINT.

I'M EASILY BORED.

I AM SHIT HOT AT HOOPLA:

I DON'T REALLY GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYTHING.

APART FROM:

Who I'd like to meet: