S I M - W I S E

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  • S I M - W I S E

  • 26 / Female
  • London, East, UK
  • Last Login: 11/7/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Will Smith movies.

    ToeJam & Earl

    Silent Hill

    World of Warcraft

    Home-made LARP.

    We H8 WAGs

    RPG's

    Comics.

    Zombies.

    Tits.

    Comics with zombies and tits in them.

    Being awesome.

    Planning my escape from the apocalypse.

    Pitying the fool.

  • Music

  • Movies

  • Television

  • Books

  • Heroes

Blurbs

About me:


HELLO. MY NAME IS SIM-WISE.

I AM A GAMER WRITER TELLY PRESENTER RADIO PERSON... YUSSS! (THAT IS QUITE A MOUTHFUL, SO YOU CAN JUST CALL ME 'BOB' IF YOU WANT).

I HAVE A BACHELOR'S DEGREE IN NERD:

I REVIEW GAMES BECAUSE I LOVE THEM MORE THAN THIS MAN:

THANK GOD FOR YOU LOT THAT I ONLY LOOK LIKE HIM ON SATURDAYS.

ON WEDNESDAYS I LOOK LIKE THIS:

I HAVE HAD THIS PAGE SINCE 1802, BACK WHEN MYSPACE WAS HIP. I RUN IT MYSELF AND DO NOT EMPLOY CHILDREN, ROBOTS, OR MAGDA TO DO IT FOR ME...

...SO SAY HELLO.

FIRST STEP IN UNDERSTANDING ME IS THAT I'M BASICALLY A 13 YEAR-OLD BOY WITH BREASTS.

MAKE OF THAT WHAT YOU WILL.

THIS IS ME NORMAL:

THIS IS ME TRYING TO LOOK COOL:

THIS IS ME WHEN I WAS YOUNGER:

I'LL LEAVE IT UP TO YOU TO DECIDE WHETHER I GOT BULLIED OR NOT.

THIS IS ME IN A BIN:

THERE ARE MANY PICTURES OF ME IN BINS, BUT THAT IS THE BEST ONE FOR NOW.

OR IS IT?

MY CURRENT INTERESTS INCLUDE:

PARTYING WHILST PREGNANT.

DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE.

AND DRAWING ZOMBIES WITH MS PAINT.

I'M EASILY BORED.

I AM SHIT HOT AT HOOPLA:

I LOVE DOGS ON SKATEBOARDS MORE THAN I SHOULD.

Who I'd like to meet:

Comments

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  • Nov 6 2009 8:07 PM

    ur sonic outfit is amazing!!!!!!!!! haha uber credit for that !!

    KC

    xox
  • Nov 6 2009 8:07 PM

    Hello from Hotel California....
  • Nov 6 2009 12:13 PM

    You are one funky cat Sim, haha. Be good
  • Nov 6 2009 12:12 PM

    oh yes.....thanks x cheers music ummmmmmmmmm x
  • Nov 5 2009 10:03 PM

    i bet london misses GOD!!
  • Nov 5 2009 9:46 PM

    hi pretty Sim-wise, they've been showing Jonathan Ross alot on BBC America.


    -Chris
  • Nov 5 2009 8:26 PM

    Hey!

    Thanks for accepting :) :)
  • L'ITALIANOJohny C Online Now!

    Nov 5 2009 1:17 PM

  • Nov 5 2009 1:14 PM

    hey sim - love the sonic the hedgehog outfit - u rock !
  • Nov 5 2009 1:14 PM

    But she's on her knees and I'm not stopping
  • Nov 4 2009 2:17 PM

    Thanks for accepting my friend request, I think you're probably my ideal woman. Stunningly gorgeous, great sense of humour and on top of that, a gamer geek like myself. Amazing. :D
  • Nov 4 2009 2:02 AM

    (:
  • Nov 4 2009 12:33 AM

    Hey :D
    Ehm because u are a game reviwer I wanted to ask
    you your opinion on Left 4 Dead 2 :D
  • Nov 4 2009 12:33 AM

    Heyy, saw you on radio 1 becky cam earlier!
    Never knew you was a model aswell, you are super sexy and you play games!
    what more could a man want!
    x
  • Nov 4 2009 12:33 AM

    I blinking love you Sim Wise......you make me laugh Turbo