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Abraham Lincoln was the most badass President in the history of the United States. No, we’re not talking about freeing the slaves here (although that was definitely badass in its own right), we’re talking about his secret life as an axe-wielding hunter of the undead. .
We recently sat down with the cast and of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, including producer Tim Burton, Benjamin Walker, Anthony Mackie, Dominic Cooper, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Rufus Sewell, director Timur Bekmambetov, and writer Seth Grahame-Smith. So if you’re keeping tabs, we essentially interviewed everyone short of Abraham Lincoln himself. Among the topics we discussed were Benjamin Franklin as the possible creator of Frankenstein, how current President Barack Obama would fare as a vampire hunter, and Benjamin Walker’s love affair with Muffaletta.
. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter opens June 22nd, 2012. .
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Synopsis: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter explores the secret life of our greatest president, and the untold story that shaped our nation. Visionary filmmakers Tim Burton and Timur Bekmambetov (director of Wanted) bring a fresh and visceral voice to the bloodthirsty lore of the vampire, imagining Lincoln as history’s greatest hunter of the undead.
Warning! this is a joke! Carry on reading or u will die even if u looked at 1 word, you better keep reading.Once the was a little girl named Clarissa, she was ten years old and lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her parents. She got so bad she decided to kill all the staff in the hospital. So the government decided to set up a special room to get rid of her, As humane as possible but the machine went wrong. She sat there for hours in agony untill she died. Now every week on the day of her death (monday) she returns to the person reading this letter. at 12:00 am and kills you slowly so she can watch you die. Now send this to ten other places on 1 website and she will forget about you and wait for her next victim, i feel bad for Clarissa :(
unless he can get his decaying sack of bones out of a coffin that probably caved in from being waded down by 6feet of dirt and the fact he is in deed dead i don't think he would mind and i defiantly don't think he would sue .
I Said it Befor, and Ill say it Again this Movie is Makeing a Fool out of Abraham Lincoln, and I Believe that Lincoln would sue the Bastard's that are makeing him look like a Fool Even Sue Tim Burton. This is not a Movie that I would wast My Money on Unless if it was a Story being told Right about Abraham Lincoln which it isnt, and Tim Burton may want you to think hes Respecting Lincoln which he isnt hes an Obama Fan! that's what he is! My Advice is dont wast your Money on this Movie, you dont hafe to take My Advice I just dont think its worth seeing. Iv said My Peace and I Respect Lincoln Even if the Obama Fan's Dont! Thats all I have to say. Thank's! (BRIAN.)
must-see!!!
Why would Abraham Lincoln hunt vampires????
Warning! this is a joke! Carry on reading or u will die even if u looked at 1 word, you better keep reading.Once the was a little girl named Clarissa, she was ten years old and lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her parents. She got so bad she decided to kill all the staff in the hospital. So the government decided to set up a special room to get rid of her, As humane as possible but the machine went wrong. She sat there for hours in agony untill she died. Now every week on the day of her death (monday) she returns to the person reading this letter. at 12:00 am and kills you slowly so she can watch you die. Now send this to ten other places on 1 website and she will forget about you and wait for her next victim, i feel bad for Clarissa :(
unless he can get his decaying sack of bones out of a coffin that probably caved in from being waded down by 6feet of dirt and the fact he is in deed dead i don't think he would mind and i defiantly don't think he would sue .
I Said it Befor, and Ill say it Again this Movie is Makeing a Fool out of Abraham Lincoln, and I Believe that Lincoln would sue the Bastard's that are makeing him look like a Fool Even Sue Tim Burton. This is not a Movie that I would wast My Money on Unless if it was a Story being told Right about Abraham Lincoln which it isnt, and Tim Burton may want you to think hes Respecting Lincoln which he isnt hes an Obama Fan! that's what he is! My Advice is dont wast your Money on this Movie, you dont hafe to take My Advice I just dont think its worth seeing. Iv said My Peace and I Respect Lincoln Even if the Obama Fan's Dont! Thats all I have to say. Thank's! (BRIAN.)
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