Tom

About me:

**Update - Tom is currently travelling around the world. See if you can spot him. Its like a massive crap Wheres Wally game (thats wheres Waldo for you yanks)** 21, male, freshly graduated from Liverpool (Psychology). Yes, psychology, the most made up of all sciences. People generally describe me as a giant midget, though i prefer the term "dwarfed giant". Still, you cant win them all. I like day time AND night time (but preferably not at the same time). I enjoy long walks on short roads, and defintely didnt kill JFK. Anyone that says i did is lying. Oh, and im deaf in my right ear as a result of mumps a couple of summers back, so give me some sympathy gad damn it! And don't call me Deafy McDeafson, thats just mean. I've never been stalked (or at least, i was never aware of it. If anyone has ever stalked me, they did a really shit job of it). I used to have a tribute act that was simply called "Tom Hawkey 2", but i had to get rid of him when it turns out he was much better at being me than i was. Bastard. I am a huge fan of sneezing, particularly those fits where you sneeze 7 or 8 times. I have still never made it to the magic 15 in a row, or whatever it is, that supposedly feels like an orgasm. I reckon whoever claimed that must have had a really shit sex life. Poor them. Hoping to one day hold the world record for number of world records held. So far, my current running is zero. Favourite herb: oregano.