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  1. Darren Smith

    If you could just get your mind together..

    Worden Jennine, Linkous Sherice, Judith PAyne and 4 Others liked this.

  3. Darren Smith

    is now friends with MISTA "O"

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  • Paul Innocent

    Hi The Mighty Xooberon, thanks for being a friend :)

    1 year ago
  • DAnIel BIllIonaIre

    HEY WHATS GOING ON? I WANTED 2 GET IN CONTACT WITH YOU AND POSSIBLY SEE IF WE CAN GET YOUR COMPANY SOME PROMOTION THROUGH MY SK8BOARD TOUR (SKATE OR DIE TOUR) ALSO IM LOOKING FOR A PHOTOGRAPHER 4 MY PHOTO SHOOT THIS MONTH.... IT'S NATION WIDE AND WILL B TELEVISED. HIT ME UP ILL FORWARD YOU 2 MY ASSISTANT OR IF YOU PREFER ILL DEAL WITH YOU DIRECT

    THANK YOU
    DANIEL BULL

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38Ra59vwmNo

    2 years ago
  • Faber Optimé

    Sorry for not having been in touch awhile - been rather busy!
    Just wanted to say that your valued friendship continues to be appreciated.
    Have you checked out my MySpace and web site (www.faberoptime.com) recently?
    Oh and did you subscribe for my free newsletter (using the form on site at page right - high quality, low quantity, no spam!)?
    You might also like to take a look at some of my vids on my YouTube channel too! www.youtube.com/faberoptime
    Take care and keep in touch.
    Best,
    Faber.
    "Just a guy trying to make the world a better place."

    2 years ago
  • DAnIel BIllIonaIre

    C.T.M. THE SK8ORDIE TOUR BEGINS!! FEB 6TH VENICE BEACH 12PM
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    2 years ago
  • Faber Optimé

    Hey there,
    Here's one from left field...
    Ever wondered what to do in the event of a nuclear threat?
    A while back I came across some very disturbing information, which inspired me to make this video:
    Living Under the Shadow of the Nuclear Umbrella
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaIim3Rj7L4
    Both artistic (ensure you've good enough sound to enjoy the background music!) and educational, it primarily comprises official British government civil defence advice.
    Though the source materials are somewhat aged, the fundamentals remain relevant today.
    I encourage all to visit the YouTube web page above to learn more (Show your support! Rate! Comment!) and responsibly re-post and circulate as widely as possible.
    Help to raise awareness.
    Say have you checked out my web site (www.faberoptime.com) recently?
    Take care and keep in touch.
    Best,
    Faber.
    "Just a guy trying to make the world a better place."

    2 years ago
  • Cutcaster Image Marketp…

    thanks for the add :)

    2 years ago
  • Faber Optimé

    Thanks for the add!
    Good to have you as a friend!
    So great to see the internet in action this way, shortening distances between people. :)
    I hope all's well with you and that you enjoy checking out my web site at www.faberoptime.com some time.
    For occasional, new, refreshing, insightful and (possibly?!) valuable content, I encourage you to sign up for my free newsfeed/email newsletter (using the form on site at page right - high quality, low quantity, no spam!).
    Oh and you might like to take a look at some of my vids on my YouTube channel too! www.youtube.com/faberoptime
    Take care and keep in touch.
    Best,
    Faber.
    "Just a guy trying to make the world a better place."

    2 years ago
  • *Sarah Bee*

    How be thee? Huh?..... Been far too long mate.

    xx

    2 years ago
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    This diary follows the intimate and 100% true career of a British porn star. Delving into the world of the adult film industry this budding young performer shares novel sex tips from within the business along with shocking revelations and humorous accounts of her job as a XXX film star.

    !!!Please be aware that my MS page and blog are strictly for over 18s only as they contain adult themed content!!!

    http://www.thediaryofapornstar.com/

    3 years ago
  • *Sarah Bee*

    Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelo Sunshine!!!

    Whats your news? Tell me your news.... All of your news en it!!

    xxx

    3 years ago
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..   I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace) PLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF, I'M A MAN OF WEALTH AND TASTE.. Well not quite, but I envisage I would doubtless improve on the latter with more of the former in my hands and pockets. Wouldn't we all? Well, not in Anna Nicole Smith's case no. My name is Darren and that is what I am, a Darren. I currently work when you put 50 pence pieces and bits of twig up my arse.. I am a civil slave by trade, trapped temporarily within the confines of a human coil and a city centre office. I love to draw, mostly on other people's time. Try it and see how hard it is to actually make a mark, with biro or pencil, on other people's time. It took me ages to suss out how. SOME THINGS I REALLY LIKE: Flippancy & Fun, I try to achieve both harmoniously, wherever and whenever I can. Except for at funerals. I likes Comedy, in fact, I effing likes Comedy! New, mid-age and some old comedy, stuff like tossing rotten turnips and frozen legs of lamb at 'socially retarded' people, the upper classes and such, and illiterates, I go on some quite amazing rambles, right across other peoples mind hedges, negotiating train tracks, lost clothing and paddling pools left out in gardens by accident and I try to leave as much of a mess as is possible. You'd do it to me, so quit moaning. I've got a whole catalogue of funny looks and other classified stuff I could show you, if only you were able to peer down my ear, (while holding a torch to it at the same time)...
Your Brain's Pattern
Your mind is a creative hotbed of artistic talent.
You're always making pictures in your mind, especially when you're bored.
You are easily inspired to think colorful, interesting thoughts.
And although it may be hard to express these thoughts, it won't always be.

Who I'd like to meet:

Well, there's you to start with! We could do lunch, do-wop, do a little shitty in an envelope even? There's loads of stuff-age we could be-a-do-age-ing, but what I'd really like, would be for us to go on a deeply moving, spiritual journey. Yes, whizzing back through the lost windows and envelopes of time and space, until we find ourselves circa 1998, sat .. at the Hen & Chicken / Oranje Boom, about to view the very first duo-tonic performance of Messr's Julian Barratt & Noel Fielding, AKA The Mighty Boosh! I care not, when admitting how much I envy those lucky souls fortunate enough to have been there from day one, such is my affinity for the Boosh. Russell Brand, he's a top geezer! Bright as a button with more tales than what would make a young lad about town a very happy chappy! I do love him, but only in a macho-brother-dorm-dweller-co-habitant' kinda way, of course. Okay? You know? Good! You see, I trapped him unawares in my male mammalian satchel and we set off like a box of rather cheap and tremendously dangerous rockets, roasting away their existence amidst the winds of a red Taiwanese sky. Yes, off went we on a wee excursion, searching in vain for the fabled Camdenians and meeting some other nice folk along route. T'was a triffic tour-de-farce around the mazy, sometimes underground labyrinth of the 1st City of the Nation formerly known as 'The Albion'. I joined in, Brandy whacked me, I got whacked, we whacked a few people, had some food, his balls fell in a postman's pocket, we partook in an occasional natter and we arrived at a place, a very big place that was so small it could stifle the aspirations of a gnat. But enough of that 'cos I would much rather prefer it if you read 'Russell Brand & The Mighty Xooberon's Excellent Adventure' instead. You might like it, there's a really sad bit in it where Russell walks past a pint glass, that's surely worth a read if you've got eyes. I'd really, EVER-SO-FUC*ING-REALLY! love to meet somebody about to pop their clogs, with a million quid in a bag! And I've already done the rationalising on this one pal, SO JOG ON!

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  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Liverpool
  • Zodiac Sign: Taurus
  • Occupation: Lost Boy

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