Golf War
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Golf War is a sitcom about two rival golf clubs: Greenacres, run by Tony Bone, is the very definition of posh whilst Peterford Golf Club, run by Stuart Ogilvy and his semi-retarded co-captain Len, is not. Stuart aspires to be more like Greenacres but always seems to fall short. They both like to pull pranks on each other like blow torching putting greens and kidnapping rival members. It’s Caddyshack meets Fawlty Towers.Members
WHO IS IN GOLF WAR? Simon Farnaby (Spoons, Blunder, The Mighty Boosh, Angelo's). Rich Fulcher (Bob Fossil from The Mighty Boosh, Snuff Box) Matt Berry (IT Crowd, Garth Marenghi, The Mighty Boosh), Nina Conti (Blunder, For Your Consideration), Waen Shepherd (Hyperdrive), Gareth Hale (from Hale and Pace).
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The Peterford Golf Club is no ordinary golf club, unless you find blackmail, lapdancers and David Hasselhoff doing the plumbing at your local club. It is a place where you’ll find golf club shaped hair cuts, Tom Selleck moustaches and loud checked trousers. Where a mythical beast lives in the thick rough by the 7th and a Ghost golfer walks the 14th still searching for a birdie. Think Caddyshack set on Craggy Island. ..Who I'd like to meet:
Tiger WoodsDetails
- Status: Single
- Height: 0' 1"
- Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
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GLOSSARY OF TERMS USED IN ‘GOLF WAR’ GOLF: a game which is played with sticks and balls designed to break up marriages. PIES: a business opportunity often involved with fingers, i.e. ‘Tony Bone’s got his fingers in a lot of pies’. BUSINESSMEN: those who dip fingers in the pies. often associated with corrupt practices like asbestos factories and llama porno. Stuart wants to be a businessman. CALMING PINTS: these are pints of beer that are drunk by Stu and Len during times of intense stress….or any other time. RAMPAGE: a very calculated period of rage which involves a lot of kicking in the nutsack. Bone loves to go on rampages where he destroys Peterford Golf Clubs greens and duck population. MR. BROWN: how does one put this delicately? A piece of shit. Len cries every time Mr. Brown takes a trip down toilet lane. TOAD: A source of hallucinogens for Spooky Bob, he has killed before, and will most surely kill again