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Todd Symonds

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  • Genre:

    Stand-Up / Jokes / Mainstream

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    This is Exibit A on Why I do Stand Up Comedy ! Enjoy!

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  • Bio

    So my last name is Symonds as in S........EYE........monds. Not like Simmons as in Gene Simmons or Richard Simmons. Although I have a long tongue and enjoy sweatin’ to the oldies. Been officially doing comedy for over a year now. But lets face it my whole life has been a joke! I mean I’ve told jokes my whole life!

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    The boy’s name Todd ..t(o)-dd.. is pronounced tahd. It is of Middle English origin, and its meaning is "fox". The name possibly refers to a fox hunter. It remains a dialectal word for a fox in some parts of Britain. Todd is a Scottish nickname for a clever or wily person.

  • Influences

    Chris Farley, Chris Rock, Dave Attell, Dane Cook, Denis Leary, Seinfeld, Mike Myers, Phil Hartman, Eddie Murphy, Ron White, Brian Regan, Dave Chappelle, Larry David, Lenny Clarke, Steve Sweeney, Gallagher(19th Birthday - went to his show on acid have not been the same sense.....

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Hey Comedians in the Boston Area! (or visiting the boston area!) I have a new Open Mic Nite happening at Donohues Bar and Grill in Watertown, MA. It is held every other monday night starting March 31st. Shows at 8:30 and sign up is at 8pm. Sets are the standard 5 -7 minutes. I will be giving away a $50 gift certificate for the best comic of the night. Any other info just hit me up!

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Who I'd like to meet:

Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Dana Carvey, Mike Myers, Will Farrell

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: A TOWN
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 8" / Average
  • Ethnicity: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Virgo
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / No
  • Education: Post grad
  • Occupation: <FFFFFF>COMEDIAN
  • Income: $30,000 to $45,000

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