Hey did ya have a good Turkey Day? I know i did.... still pretty full but ready for thos eleft overs LOL!!!
Anyways... me and my cousin joined this new place since myspace has so much spam these days and put our profiles up and need some help getting it popular!
My buddy Mark stopped getting high with me because he now works at the post office and has to do a piss test every other week. Just last week though, I see him sparking up. I'm like "Dude are you smoking bud again???" and he is all "Yeah! I bought ONE POUND of legal bud at GOTMESOMEPIE.COM and I don't need to worry, this shit doesn't come up in piss tests and it's some potent shit!"
"One pound??? Holy fuck dude you can deal this shit!!" After seeing how good this bud was I decided to go to GOTMESOMEPIE.COM myselfand bought 8 ounces of Hawaiian Gold Bud. I figured I might as well smoke this and be a local dealer in the neighborhood too.
Well my plan was an instant success. I can't believe it but I actually drove the other dealers OUT OF BUSINESS. They just couldn't compete with my prices and my shit was 100% legal! I was the talk of the town. Even the cops were buying shit off me!
Anyways, don't just take my word for it. Go over to GOTMESOMEPIE.COM and check it out for yourself. This place is too good to be kept a secret. One warning, though. If you smoke bud and drive, don't do that shit with this potent bud. My friend blasted up before going on his mailing route and he ended up crashing the postal truck LOL. They fired his ass and now he is dealing full time with me and making a killing! Oh and he still smokes up the legal bud!
Nice one for last night you rancid little prick! Well pleased you didn't totally embarrass me after I talked so highly of you.
(I don't know why I do nice things for you but am always consistently horrible to you..)
Anyway, check you e-mails.
Biggup your bad self.
xxxx
My god. Havent seen you for a long long long long time. I enjoy gaffa tape too. Recently I've become more interested in velcro though. Gotta love the texture. Hope you're doing well matey.
Steve,
I’m compere-ing a wonderfully unique night of musical variety and booty shaking, fusing classical violin, breakbeat vinyls and pop vocals. (Can’t decide if that deserves and exclamation mark)
It’s tomorrow night, Thursday 1st March at 7.30 at The Halo Bar, SW11 4LT
Come along. Tell all your friends. The more the merrier... I may even play Lionel Richie’s Hello on the Ukulele
I know it looks like I’m exploiting our friendship in a cynical attempt to advertise my new Stand up Comedy CD. Recorded live at The Comedy Store, Just click it for details.
But really I just wanted to say Hi, you are my best friend, Honest.
