Joshface

About me:

The only thing I'm looking forward to in 09 is the Tekken movie, and if thats shit, I might give up on life. However, if its better than the Dead or Alive film, 2009 will be the best year of my life, just because of the films that will be released. Lets look at it this way, it cant be worse than the Dragon Ball movie, right? That film will be a disgrace. Haha, I'm such a nerd. Oh, and Street Fighter will be releasing a movie about Chun Li, and the Wolverine film looks amazing. 2009 - Year of the geeks.

Short: Josh. 17. London.

Long: Nobody will read this, but if you do you'll know alot more about me rather than me telling you it all, 'cause I'll leave chunks out, I'll leave chunks out anywhere, even more reason to get to know me. Lets get this show started, my names Joshua James Whittle, and I'm so negative when it comes to talking about myself. I've resided on this earth for 17 years, and I've lived in North London (previously known as Middlesex) for 15 of them years, lived in Harpenden for 2. I've known my best friend for 14 years, we met in nursery. I've never had a proper job, I've only done work experience, which I hated, mainly because it was in a factory, and I was young. I listen to music 85% of the time, the other 14% is when I'm sleeping, the remaining 1% is when I'm in lesson. Apparently, according to my friends I've got a strange taste in girls, I don't find it weird at all. I'm not musically talented at all, I wish I had a drum kit, but instead I've got an acoustic bass & acoustic guitar, which i suck at. I could be one of the nicest guys you'll ever talk to, if you actually initiate a conversation, when I initiate one it just becomes awkward and short, I'm so unsociable its unreal. Please don't talk to me if u tlk lyk dis, Or LyK DiS, its fucking horrible. Oh, and I swear alot, but don't judge me as aggressive just because I swear. I can be reallllly polite and nice when I want to be, I am most of the time anyway. I'm currently attending Hertford Regional College, Broxbourne, studying I.T Practitioners. I did a few months at Chace Sixth, but couldn't stand the subject; Business. I then went to a college in Fulham, which was only six months long, I lasted about a month. I'm planning to stick with this college, for at least a year. I'm not sure if I want to go to University or not, and I'm not sure what I want to do when I'm older, hopefully something geeky like PC repair. My favourite musicians are Bob Marley and Jimi Hendrix, favourite comedic film is Blazing Saddles, I can't actually put my finger on a film to call my favourite, when asked I normally say Shaun of the Dead 'cause I've seen it so many times, I can recite the whole script while watching it. Yeah, I'm a gamer, and you can judge me for that if you want, I'm also a self proclaimed geek, so I couldn't give two fucks if you judged me on that. I've been growing my hair for 3 years now, and plan to get it in dreadlocks, if you think its long now, you should see it when I was a kid. When I was about 3 years old, I used to walk with a limp, so we checked it out at the doctors, found out I had a kidney infection, it got removed, and now I've got a huge scar on my stomach and a hole in my back, my parents took me to Disneyland to make up for it. My parents split up when I was about 11, I live with my mum and talk to my father on a daily basis. I fucked up my education, I always used to bunk, and rarely completed any coursework. In primary school I was a right little brat, I used to throw chairs at the teacher and all sorts. But my education starts now, at college. I've loved New York City since I was 10, and ever since I've wanted to live there. I'm 18 in July, which seems forever away, but I've waited 17 years so far, I'm sure I can do that last stretch. I'm really lazy aswell, and a sleep slut, I can sleep for 15 hours, and do most of the time on my days off. I could write for days, but I'm cutting it short, bye!