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matt

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  • Dan Dan Dan!

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MASTER LEWIS!

    4 years ago
  • Will

    Hello sexy man! How are you? Can't stay and chat, Buffalo sick....

    5 years ago
  • Simon

    Have you recovered yet??? Email the red haired girl too!

    5 years ago

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About me:

I watch films, read, write things occasionally. I rate boozy chats in pubs above most things. I work in a homeless hostel because several years of anal bruising in admin taught me better. Most of my clothes are dark because I can't be bothered to waste time wondering what to wear, which makes me a closet goth. I only like nightclubs if I'm drunk. I'd really like to finish this blurb with something pithy and intelligent but all I can think of is a Mensa orange.

Who I'd like to meet:

a woman made of pure lager.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Zodiac Sign: Cancer
  • Children: Someday

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