Ro Campbell
“But the fact remains that Jesus died on the Cross with a massive boner. Happy Easter.”
General Info
Genre:
Comic Hypnotist / Asian / Redneck/CountryBio
‘Effortlessly Briliant...’ The List "Top Notch" Scotsman "Hugely entertaining and accomplished performer" TheSkinny "Mad and bad...peddling savage lines ****" ThreeWeeks, Edinburgh ’Very wrong, Rather funny’ Chortle.co.uk ‘He hammers home the punchlines...showing the craft of a Circuit Pro.’ The Skinny 2008 ‘the belly laughs kept coming so fast that tears were starting to flow..." Shetland Times 2006Members
I Dis Members.Influences
Mostly Bad.
Latest Blog Entries
- 13 Jul 2007 15:08 Tha gangsta buddha...
- 11 May 2007 14:21 Gigs'n'shit
- 27 Apr 2007 10:53 One Night In Bangkok...
- 25 Apr 2007 12:14 Destination: Journey
- 3 Nov 2006 3:12 Le Mastre of disastre
Music
Blurbs
About me:
UK based Oz comic, living on a clump of peat in the middle of the North Sea, surrounded by miniature ponies...Ro Campbell hates flyers, flyering and flyerers
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids....
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Who I'd like to meet:
...a brain damaged billionaire who wants to give me all his money...preferably without fucking me up the arse...but you know... If its billions we're talking about...well... <Details
- Status: Swinger
- Hometown: Yes
- Body type: 18cm / Body builder
- Ethnicity: East Indian
- Religion: Agnostic
- Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
- Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
- Occupation: vegan prophylactic manafacturer/comic
Interests
General
Mayhem, Insanity, Strolls in the CountrysideMovies
Television
Books
Among the authors I've read and respect...Tom Robbins, John Irving, Charles Bukowski, Jack Kerouac, William Burroughs, Edward Bunker, Gregory David Roberts, Mario Puzo, Robert G Barrett, Irvine Welsh, T. Coraghessan Boyle, Henri Charriere, Hunter S Thompson, Rich Hall, Ken Kesey, John Kennedy Toole (who topped himself because he couldnt get his book published and whose mom found his manuscript and made it her lifes mission to make sure it was), Chopper Read (especially his kids stuff) and Silvester and Rule (Legends of Melbourne underworld Literature).Heroes
...they're usually dead.You Are 50% Evil You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.

















