Quino Quinones
“Happy New Year!!!”Mood: adventurous
General Info
Genre:
Sketch Comedy / Stand-Up / GeneralBio
Hey everyone, this my comedy/public site. When I 1st got on here I didn’t log in on the comedy site, so people had a hard time finding me on here. So if you want 2 go 2 my other site, I’m on this friends list. You know what 2 do after that. Anyway’s, I’m never really serious, but I’ll try. I’m like a prism, I have a lot of colors and sides, and you’ll never get to see them all. What, you should be glad you get to see any, anyways. I always try to get everyone laughing, even when I’m crying behind the mask...kind of guy...this is just getting sad. I’ve had a crazy life so far. My motto has always been, "Bigger and better and never settle ’til it feels right" I played paino since 3, did martial arts since 4. Been a pro wrestler. Even had a crazy stalking ex-girlfriend. That’s what got me into comedy...I missed the attention. I have a German mother and a Puerto Rican father. I’m a Germarican-American. I seriously feel that my life is being TIVOed in hell, for Hitler. If I was born in Germany in like 1938, my German side would want me dead, but my Rican side would be to lazy to off myself. Not only that, but my mom knows how to fix cars, carpentry, electrical, ect. My father is a chef and billard hustler, but was a stay at home dad for me growing up. So in many ways I learned my masculinity from my mother, and my femininity from me Papa.....yeah I know, I’m kind of screwed up! I would love to tell you more, but for some strange reason I feel a need to visit my "Barcardi Razz" bottle. Take care peep’s! ~~QUINO~~Influences
Charlie Chaplin, Abbott and Costello, Laurel and Hardy, Three Stooges, Red Skelton, Lucille Ball, Benny Hill, Carol Bernette, Gorge Carlin, Richard Pryor, Sam Kinnason, everybody from "Saturday night live", "In Living Color", and "Mad TV".
Latest Blog Entries
- 20 Dec 2009 20:39 Just another funny e-mail that came my way...
- 8 Aug 2009 6:49 My heartfelt thank you to all
- 22 May 2009 23:22 Heading home...
- 11 May 2009 3:51 Greatness:
- 15 Jan 2009 7:56 Jimmy & Bernie, Sketch comedy of Rawle and me...
Friends (37)
- Quino Quinones
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- Michael Hauser
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- Mike Farmer
- NWA New York
- Erica Medinger
- Jerome Villaluz
- Rawle
- Deon Williams
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- Kennen sisco
- Porter Kelly
- Just John O.
- Jane Hsu
- Bianca
- Maria Katsarou - Horror…
- Bruce Lee
- Dr. Martin luther King …
- The World Famous Improv
- Pittsburgh Improv
- Hollywood Improv
- Brea Improv
Music
My Playlist
10 songs • 21/9/2008
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Blurbs
About me:
read my bio MY is 1-206-777-0137 code *7310469
Who I'd like to meet:
A God or an alien...n ask them so what ya think of us now?Details
- Status: Single
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: ROC
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 182cm / Some extra baggage
- Ethnicity: Other
- Religion: Taoist
- Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
- Drink: Yes
- Occupation: Comedian
Interests
General
My penis since da age of 3 n then everything else kinda of tilts down from there.Music
Movies
Television
Books
I've read a lot of stuff, but not as much as I did when they would give me small pizzas from "Pizza Hut"tm, 4 ever book I read in elementary school...true storyHeroes
Huh? no heroes yet, but a lot of respect 2 many...