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Hello! The world's first electric fishcake

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  • Nathaniel Hall

    you give me many happy and sexy. love xx

    4 years ago
  • Cesare Polini

    London when now? huh? X

    4 years ago
  • Trevor

    I found Hillary, she was at the bottom of my garden under a tree stump making some scotch broth in a huge vat. Ill bring her round

    x

    4 years ago
  • Cesare Polini

    Im afraid she is young Nic. Iv tried to have a word but she's not having any of it! X

    4 years ago
  • Fran

    Hello, Mr Nic Stacey sir.
    you said you never get comments on here, so here's a comment for you.
    And while I'm about it, I claim my 10 points for noticing the "standard lamp", which, by the way, is not a standard lamp at all, cos it's not tall enough. A standard lamp is one that goes on the floor, but lights at head level. Your standard lamp is a table lamp, you moose!

    Fran

    4 years ago
  • aS Bo ♥

    hey shexy cunt, send me some love back. noones commented on this fitt page for ages!! love u miss u xxx

    4 years ago
  • Nathaniel Hall

    mike is not leaving you a comment.

    4 years ago
  • Leah

    i fucking love you cunt head xx

    5 years ago
  • Trevor

    Hi Nic!

    How are things g unit?

    Trev x

    5 years ago
  • Corrina

    Ha! Yes, you remember righty. I was also blessed with surplus nipples. They're of absolutely no use whatsoever, but they look a bit freaky and are a good party trick.

    I'm inordinately proud of my three nipples, I suggest you hop on the bandwagon and shout it from the rooftops!!

    With love from your Scaramanga cousin xx

    5 years ago
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About me:

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This is me in owl form
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Who I'd like to meet:


DOES ANYONE FANCY AN OATY FINGER?

I doth...

Have a very prestigious name: Nicolas James Carter Stacey.

Attend The University Of Salford where I learn how to make television and radio (not televisions and radios as some have misunderstood) I Drive a car called Alison. She is ethnic.

I Love summertime. Eat more curry than I can physically stand, stick spoons down my throat until I heave, hate
and
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Drink Cranberry juice with tuna butties, look after Janine,
my beloved, elderley dwarf hamster (and heir to my riches)

Enjoy Innocent Smoothies too much but heave when I feel the bits sliding down my glottis. I've also noticed that they all taste the same.

Get lots of fines and tickets, dance to modest mouse or the knife with a massive wedgie, break computers, increasingly fancy women, and sleep lots.

I am a homosexual, puff, queer, nancy, panzie, furry titcake, shirtlifter, wuffter, man-fancier, bumgrabber, fudge packer, bungie boy, bone smuggler, fag bangle, faggot, fairy, feigele, hundred and seventy-fiver, uphill gardener.

My mum invented the quiche.
(She didn't really, but she might as well have, she made a cracking one for tea the other night, it was like a cooked breakfast contained within a duvet of flaky pastry)

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Talking about poo is probably one of my favourite hobbies, So if this offends you (?)... Get over it please. (you polite cunts)

I also hate the smell of wee in the morning, and the smell of breath in the morning. I really dislike it when my mouth dries up if I go to sleep with the central heating on... But above all I hate it when you get splashback on the loo... Yeahhhh, you know what I'm talking about! P.S - If you didn't already know, put all those things together and you have my biggest McBiggest hate of all time and arch nemesis... BEYONCE KNOWLES


Gotta love this woman

I like to make myspace Profiles that make me seem really arrogant when in real life I wouldn't say boo to a goose (geese have powerful beaks, it's just asking for trouble)

If I had a cat it would be called Sarah Ridley but I am not allowed a cat. I have an imaginary cat though. She is called Helen Statham.

My favourite butty is the chicken bacon mayo with onion and lettuce from the 'talkey downy' woman at the Espresso Sandwich in Stockport (big up to er bbbrrrrraaaaap innit)

When I was a little boy I used to call my testicles my 'Codular balls' and a girls fanny her 'diddy'. I also used to call converse trainers 'HOGGINWACKERS' Because my dad told me that that was what they were called.

Once my mum told me at the cobblers if I didn't shut up and eat my pasty she would get the cobbler to put me in his machine
and mangle me up
(it still haunts me to this day - she denies it)

I also associate the word 'mangle' with Mrs Mangle from Neighbours


I also swore my mum out that there was a stream behind barclays in Bramhall, I even took her there, but the stream was nowhere to be seen

If you were to ask me my opinion on Murphy's, I would tell you it tastes like bears.

I also cannot stand people who tell people they are 'random', and I'm starting to despise people who still think Little Britain and Peter Kay are the funniest things in existence.

If I could NUKE any place in the UK, it would be Trench, in Telford, Shropshire, because it smells of piss and jam. ..
If I was on room 101... Well, for a start I'd be bloody good because I would have been invited to go on room 101, which in itself is an achievment. But if I was on room 101 I would destroy:

Tinted spectacles
Potato salad
Nautical wear and high waisted trousers
and
Anything written by Andrew Lloyd Webber

DIE WEBBER

That was me in brief
Thanks for your time
Lovely to meet you
Bye now!
P.S Sorry, I know you're probably thinking... OH GOD SHUT UP. But while I'm on one I thought I'd add... I HATE PEOPLE WHO SING IN THE STYLE OF CHRISTINA AGUILERA ..

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  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Manchester
  • Orientation: Gay
  • Body type: 180cm / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Atheist
  • Zodiac Sign: Virgo
  • Children: Undecided
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: Grad / professional school
  • Occupation: Student

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