Tacos, being late, debates, condiments, monkey business, interrupting, prancing, hot sauce, clutter, grinding teeth, scary faces, a good cry, faraway places, stolen glances, burnt toast, cloudy days, pastries, travelling, snowmen, surprise parties, sand castles, loose change, making noise, migraines, paint fumes, lazy days, binge eating, long sighs, fidgeting, cartoons, alliteration, looking at things, bitter ends, indecision, pirates, tender moments, magic and wonder, double dares, digital watches, wheels of cheese, road rage, being observant, werewolves, subtle jabs and possibilities.
Music
Alter Bridge, Blur, Enter Shikari, Dirty Pretty Things, The Dresden Dolls, Foo Fighters, The Fratellis, Funeral For a Friend, HIM, Lostprophets, Muse, Oasis, Stone Sour, Tenacious D, We Are Scientists...
Films
Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Monty Python's Life of Brian, Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, The League of Gentlemen's Apocalypse, Wallace & Gromit, Adaptation, Amélie, Being John Malkovich, Bicentennial Man, Donnie Darko, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fight Club, Memento, Secret Window, The Truman Show, The Usual Suspects, WALL-E, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Edward Scissorhands, Sleepy Hollow, Borat, The Simpsons Movie, Team America: World Police, Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Indiana Jones, Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Matrix, Pirates of the Caribbean and Star Wars, among others.
Television
The League of Gentlemen, Green Wing, Spaced, The MightyBoosh, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Simpsons, Futurama, The Office, Extras, Big Train, Black Books, Catterick, Dogtown, Early Doors, The Fast Show, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Little Britain, Modern Toss,Monkey Dust, Nighty Night, Ripping Yarns, The Smoking Room, The Young Ones, The Big Fat Quiz of the Year, Have I Got New For You, Mock the Week, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, QI, Russell Brand's Ponderland, The Secret Policeman's Ball, and much more besides.
Books
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, The Wasp Factory, A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Hobbit, Harry Potter, Lucifer Box...
Heroes
The League of Gentlemen, Douglas Adams, Monty Python, Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Edgar Wright, Jessica Stevenson, Mark Heap, Kevin Eldon, Stephen Mangan, the Boosh, Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, Karl Pilkington, Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, Matt Groening, Russell Brand, Lucas and Walliams, Mitchell and Webb, Lee Evans, Dylan Moran, Bill Bailey, Charlie Brooker, Jim Carrey, Mike Myers, Jack Black and Kyle Gass.
ERT no longer uses MySpace because he thinks it's proper rubbish, and in any case, just screws up his computer.
This page will remain (mostly 'cause it's rather pretty) but if you wish to contact him, we strongly suggest you do so via Facebook instead.
If you don't have Facebook and desperately need to contact him, then I guess you must be one of his most devoted followers and thus probably have his email address anyway.
I don't suppose you'd help me would you i've got a fancy dress in a couple of days and i've decided to go as a zombie but, i'm not sure how to do the main details cause when you did it as i recall it was fantastic, so i'm just wondering could you help?
ERRRT me and vicky's 18th party is next week at footie club 7. 30 till late i sent an invite for u with emily i think but just come down if it doesnt get to u in time hope u can come we'll all b reunited :D Xx
HARRO ELIOT! IVE BEEN DOIN BULDING STUFF WIV COLIN! SORTING OUT NEW HOUSE. DID A DANCE EXAM. N A LITTLE BIT OF SLEEPING?? HOW BOUT U MY LOVEABLE BEAST BOY!! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
eeeeeeek ERT. this isn't going to be pretty. how are you doing with the whole dramalama thing? i haven't done any notes on attempts on her life as yet, i'm planning to come in early tomorrow and do them. be in about half 10ish, you reckon it's do-able? xxx
Urgh, my stats paper is next week :S Its a horrible subject...the best word for it is "dry". Your retaking C1...urgh, im retaking decision maths. It's too much like computing for my liking. Good luck with those exams next week however. Uve got quite an interesting mix if you ask me....actually, exams tend not to be "interesting", but ya know wat i mean ;)
hows this for a quick reply?! :P 6 exams is pretty hardcore if you ask me, i got 3 next week, but i still hav to go into school for some lessons whioch kinda defies the objective of "study leave" but hey...what can ya do :P Yerr, revision is pretty suckage but i guess every1 is in the same boat. urgh, maths :S lol
Heya! I dreamt that i moved to your school yesterday lol. Everyone was 5 foot taller than me and you always carried an old man trolley around with you and every1 loved you :S Almsot deserves award for strangest dream eva :P Hope ure doing alrite !
hey dude - long time no speak, will try and make it, got a funyn week going this week tho - will do my best. if not, hope it goes really well for you x
Everyone's alright Baxter's old, Hunter is melodramatic, Amis looks more asian everyday and johnny well he's just johnny. I attempt to revise but i just can't find any motivation cause its boring and i need to get it in me head that i could fail otherwise i picked the stupidly dry subjects so woop woop woo.
yeah i knew that after a psted the first time, but i cba to correct myself : P Oh i think the spirit will be gd, but not a gd adapation of the spirit lol mighty boosh movie lol i might give it a peek
Ugh i think we decided on commen room, but will probs meet in the drama block, yeha soudns like somthin very sci-fi (which wat we though :P) yeh i saw the new spirit poster, and i saw tons of leaked pics , as a fan of the comic i now really dont have high hopes for this aha-and ur right the first poster is terrible
