klezmer music, lots of squeaks and groans, Carry on Films, Rocky Horror Show and music, Joni Mitchell's voice, Marx Brothers silliness, Julie Andrews diction in The Sound Of Music and Mary Poppins, Norman Wisdom, Lee Evans,The chocolate salty balls song, Chef, South Park, Spike Milligan, Monty Python and Fawlty Towers. The dentist in Little Shop of Horrors, The Beatles, Elton John, Cristina Aquerlera, gospel singer Mahala Jackson, Greek trad. music, Hugh Maskela..african music, katherine Tickell on northumbrian pipes, French accordion music, Jazz...Dave Brubeck and some trad.jazz,
Cecilia Holmes as herself just twiddling about on the piano pulling faces and singing naughty songs is a veritable delight. If you want the large breasts then Ivana, the character she plays ( the one in the photo) would be a good choice, it depends on your party. Tarty Russsian or repressed but extremey sexy catholic girl in black. Cecilia is more of a sophisticat, ex London Symphony Orchestra muscian with a middle to upper cut sort of accent and a repressed and hence ribald take on things. As an ex catholic girl, there is bound to be something a bit cheeky about her songs......ooh er missus......................
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Ivana from Russia here to entertain you with songs and piano. I am warm, friendly and great for a party to flirt with men and women. I like both if they have a pulse and are breathing then I will make a special effort to make you laugh with my stories of failed surgery. My husband is a professonal footballer and he often plays with mine too. He likes them big and plastic, why not we live in a plastic world so I make myself perfect with plastic, sillicon and just a little bit of fillers for my lips. Book me darlings to make your party feel warm and loving.
