Cecilia Holmes
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Genre: Comedy / Lounge / Lyrical
Location London, mob: 07533750400, Un
Profile Views: 7915
Last Login: 1/23/2012
Member Since 11/16/2007
Website http://www.myspace.com/ivanavontrapposki
Record Label octrozil
Type of Label Unsigned
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Bio
.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Cecilia Holmes as herself just twiddling about on the piano pulling faces and singing naughty songs is a veritable delight. Cecilia is more of a sophisticat, ex London Symphony Orchestra muscian with a middle to upper cut sort of accent and a repressed and hence ribald take on things. As an ex catholic girl, there is bound to be something a bit cheeky about her songs......ooh er missus......................She is also in a double act with wonderfully funny man Gareth Nash. They invent the most saucy tongue in cheek humour together and dance, characterise west country lesbians, welsh psychics cockney blokes, and sing/mime to some of their own music. The song 'I love men's Willies' is mimed by Gareth while Cecilia plays piano, very novel and zany indeed. It is all sausages and surgeons gowns, man dressed as woman, woman dressed as man. Think Julie Andrews meets Frankie Vaughn, in a thong singing a silly song. Ooh and a dash of Rocky horror show in there too! Genitalia, sauciness and 'carry on laughing' type humour abound! They write together and are working towards radio. Both performers have an ability to add lib and improvise a theme, a delight to audiences at their favourite haunt, Loom Bar, Clipstone street. A bar so central and easy to find as the landmark is the BT tower, right on the end of the street. The Cabaret of Pottiness events will be held their monthly, on wednesdays...16th March, 13th April and 11th May. ........ ...... . Call : 07533750400 or email : ceciliaholmes@btinternet.com -
Members
Cecilia Holmes and her Piano, Gareth Nash and his wonderful face pulling, piano and comedy. Soon to be both singing on new original music tracks! -
Influences
klezmer music, lots of squeaks and groans, Carry on Films, Rocky Horror Show and music, Joni Mitchell's voice, Marx Brothers silliness, Julie Andrews diction in The Sound Of Music and Mary Poppins, Norman Wisdom, Lee Evans,The chocolate salty balls song, Chef, South Park, Spike Milligan, Monty Python and Fawlty Towers. The dentist in Little Shop of Horrors, The Beatles, Elton John, Cristina Aquerlera, gospel singer Mahala Jackson, Greek trad. music, Hugh Maskela..african music, katherine Tickell on northumbrian pipes, French accordion music, Jazz...Dave Brubeck and some trad.jazz, -
Sounds Like
Joyce Grenfeld on acid. The two Ronnies in male and female form!
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Cecilia Holmes
Posted a new song: "Father" http://lnk.ms/ZCYWw #music
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Cecilia Holmes
Posted a new song: "The Temple of Orgasmatron" http://lnk.ms/YT8jv #music
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Cecilia Holmes
Posted a new song: "Tinky Winky Sphincters" http://lnk.ms/ZCYCf #music
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Cecilia Holmes
Posted a new blog entry "Hello my lovelies, looking for gigs as a comic/emotive song writer..." http://lnk.ms/YT3kj
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Cecilia Holmes
Posted a new song: "Cough and wee song" http://lnk.ms/YSjlP #music
Videos
The Temple Of Orgasmatrone
02:43 | 103 plays | Nov 11 2009
Music
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1 Song | Jan 7, 2010 -
10 Songs | Sep 21, 2008 -
3 Songs | Feb 8, 2012
Comments
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- CArleen RUbbo1 year ago
I love your music.
Bio:
Cecilia Holmes as herself just twiddling about on the piano pulling faces and singing naughty songs is a veritable delight. If you want the large breasts then Ivana, the character she plays ( the one in the photo) would be a good choice, it depends on your party. Tarty Russsian or repressed but extremey sexy catholic girl in black. Cecilia is more of a sophisticat, ex London Symphony Orchestra muscian with a middle to upper cut sort of accent and a repressed and hence ribald take on things. As an ex catholic girl, there is bound to be something a bit cheeky about her songs......ooh er missus...................... or Ivana from Russia here to entertain you with songs and piano. I am warm, friendly and great for a party to flirt with men and women. I like both if they have a pulse and are breathing then I will make a special effort to make you laugh with my stories of failed surgery. My husband is a professonal footballer and he often plays with mine too. He likes them big and plastic, why not we live in a plastic world so I make myself perfect with plastic, sillicon and just a little bit of fillers for my lips. Book me darlings to make your party feel warm and loving.
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