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“wishing he was lucky!”
Mood: frustrated 14:04 31 Mar 2008

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General
babbling on about fuck all for ages,most sports,things that bend but dont break,reading,little black rubber things that go..neek neek neek.. when you squeeze them.
Music
the smiths(they rule), the general gist(shyster), green day, pistols, clash, sham 69, aha, busted and of course the wombles.
Movies
jfk, pulp fiction, american history x, 12 angry men, lord of the rings trilogy, roadhouse, phone booth and cum drinking sluts 3(a classic of its genre).
Television
sesame street, x-factor, most things on history channel, seinfeld, frasier, alan partridge, curb your enthusiasm, question time and footy(when Everton are on).the mighty boosh!
Books
one flew over the cuckoos nest,dickens,shakespeare,dick francis,anything by ben elton.
Heroes
grimmy and winny(dudes),morrisey,Graeme sharp,Michael Stipe,Tony Blair and riggers.

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Dry Your Eyes (Album version)
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About me:

Hello,i'm Mart,and i live in a small milk container on the outskirts of Newport Pagnell.I believe in coyotes and time as an abstract,I would like someone to explain the change and difference between what we want and what we need.I have rubbish hair,no sense of style and my knee hurts,i maybe a misunderstood genius though.anyway,HAVE A GOOD TIME,ALL THE TIME......yours sincerely Alan Titchmarsh

Who I'd like to meet:

kate Winslet,morrisey,John Lydon,the real slim shady,Kate Winslet,The bloke who lifted my wallet in the prairie pub in 1996(i'm still hunting you like a dog,you orrible twat),grimmys alter ego,winnys psychiatrist,Kate Winslet,Howard Jones,Morton Harket and Joes charm school teach..er.(did i mention Kate Winslet).

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Status: Married
Orientation: Straight
Body type: 186cm / Average
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
Children: Proud parent
Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes

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