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Glenn Wool

General Info

  • Genre:

    Stand-Up / Political Humor / Female

  • TV Shows

    a shitload for the fine people down at the paramount comedy channel, a comedy lab for channel 4,comedy cuts for itv, the stand up show and the week in seven days for the bbc. nothing for channel 5 which is ironic as thats the channel i watch the most for their exstensive coverage of north americain sport

  • Bio

    it was the year of 1993. i began my comedy career in vanfuckingcouver. tours were done throughout the canadian wilderness for three years until thankfully god put me in a car accident. instead of killing me (which i had prayed for every night) he made the insurance company give me compensation for whiplash and a sweet little honda crx that still lives in my heart. i combined that money with 10,000 dollars that i had won on a scratch ticket 1 year earlier (im not shittin you) and i headed to europe for some back packing. the only real way to get over whiplash. well i could go on and on about every detail but i’ll simplify it right down. i got off the plane in europe like axl in the welcome to the jungle video getting off the bus in l.a. Now im an internationally respected comedian and ive even done the montreal comedy festival. i only really did good on the alternative show but then the thing to remember is that for the most part, canada is made up of people who think like canadians. theres nothing wrong with the mindset if you enjoy disney movies and television shows about crime solving german shepards but i prefer london cynisism.

  • Influences

    eunuchs, chimps, clouds, hockey, lsd&cold beer, bee's, terry fox, and when trees on the edge of lakes die and go grey.

Blurbs

About me:

i have been a comedian since 1993. it has taken me across the globe. im currently living in los angeles for pilot season. then off to the southern hemisphere for two months. then over to england for 3 months. at that point i should be massively famous and handing out cadillacs like elvis all though with the failing economy they should cost about five bucks a piece by then.

Who I'd like to meet:

myself, 15 years from now, so we could laugh at all the things that i worry about right now. we'd have beers and giggle which is weird for him because he doesnt drink much these days. i'd want to ask about the eye patch but i'd be unable to put in the conversation politely so i would'nt try to. it would only be when we switched to the whiskey that whilst i was attempting to put "run to the hills" on the juke box that he'd sucker punch me in the back of my head for fucking his life up so much. im glad i made his life shit. old me seems like an asshole

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: airport
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 0' 1" / More to love!
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Zodiac Sign: Virgo
  • Children: Someday
  • Drink: Yes
  • Education: High school
  • Occupation: comedian

Interests

  • General

    jump rope, push ups and those stretchy bands that my brother gave me for christmas is all the exercise i get now. sometimes i go walking in the city that im in but its not the religious experience that will self would have you believe in. walking that is, the stretchy band thing will replace islam.

  • Music

    my tastes are quite varied but the two true genius's that walk amongst us are mike patton and gord downie. also, i now belive the only man who can sort out the problems in iraq is jerry lee lewis. hear me out, a free concert with all the people that guested on last man standing. then have the killer end the show by showing that explosives arent just useful in car bomb making but you can also use them to blow up your piano at the end of star studded extravaganza. then axl and slash re-unite on stage as jerry plays a slow version of civil war and while they stare lovingly into each others eyes. see sunnis, kurds and shia. if the gunners can get along cant you at least try. oh, and also. if you enjoy my work here. please read my column for juke box http://jukebo.cx/archives/2007/02/17/killer-be-killed/

  • Movies

    i have recently gotten heavily into the marx brothers. i dont know why. i suppose its more productive than wanking

  • Television

    sports, news, and the ocassional babe station interlude

  • Books

    just finished chuck klostermans "downtown owl". very good. well done chuck. started reading kurt vonneguts "hocus pocus" directly after wards and am now confusing characters between the two. its not as bad as when i read two other books and got the characters mixed up. (i was trying to think of a reference that would be humorous but couldnt do it so just write your own)

  • Heroes

    mom, dad, and iron man (in no particular order)

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