Glenn Wool's Blog

i fell like im floating in space today. i have flown alot lately. to much for humans. do birds get jet lag? they probably do but call it something different. like migration migraine or something slightly humourous in the same vien. dont judger them on the weakness of their jokes. their brains are much smaller than ours which works out for the best because if their heads where as big as ours they'd be easier to shoot. one wonders if thats why they do it. have small heads to avoid extermination with the only draw back is being an idiot.

if anyones knows any birds,ask them this. if at first thery dont respond, persevere.

im off to do bestival on the isle of wight tommorrow.the beatie boys are headlining and i have  a small possibility of meeting them in the performers area. if i do, i promise to try my damndest to tickle one of their chins and ask "who's my favorite rap jews?" then get really upset when they refuse to answer. just because i was baby talking doesnt mean i didnt want a response. then i'll slink away muttering something about matiashyia or what ever the name of that hacidic guy was who had a couple hits a few years ago.

  only i will know the real truth about my continuing use of sabotage and intergalactic in all life scenarios. thats right beasties. your the best but dont let it go to your head and certainly dont mention it on your website because i'll deny everything. i was there in cloverdale at lollapalooza when the poor smashing pumpkins had it in their heads that they could follow you.

 to set the scene, the beasties had taken three years of to learn their instruments and had just released ill communication.

 the pumpkiins had a drummer with a smack habit. it was like watching tyson in his prime.

 just so you know, at around 9pm gmt there will be a disturbance in the force. it will be me, arms spread to the stage giving my best concert "yeaaahhhh" as everyone else is trying to listen the first chords of sabotage.