sir tim

About me:

Medieval Knight errantry is not practised enough in cyberspace, except in the gaming community and it’s time this changed... There’s little to say about me other than that I form a part of the world's leading (and only, if we're honest) late night hammer horror, hip hop, muppet show – Maxwell’s Full Mooners. Always a Knight, I started under the moon as Roadie of The Moon before Maxwell keenly spotted my lack of potential and added Concierge of The Moon to my jobs list. Buoyed up by my total failure at this he added the enormous responsibilities of being Guardian of The Moon and Knight Commander of The Moon to my jobs list and asked me to take up DJ'ing at the shows. As the many messages on this subject will bear out, this went so badly that he allowed me the honour of being Co-Producer of The Moon with himself (for one night only - a night that will live long with us all). If you think all this is confusing; my poor stone mason has had enormous trouble keeping up with all these changes and the inscription tablet for my tomb currently looks like an etch-a-sketch. I remain as always The Chief Fullmooner's batman. In between late night carousing in inns with Max, wolves and innkeepers, I practise slaying dragons, sharpening my sword and the authorised drill for rescuing damsels in distress…all of which make me permanently unemployable by anyone other than Maxwell and the few theatres that are kind enough to take me in whilst I wander the country looking for damsels, dragons and late night kebab shops. There are a few other words about me on www.fitzhigham.com and if you’d like to have a look, it would be lovely of you.