sir tim
www.fitzhigham.com

Male
89 years old

United Kingdom



Last Login: 16/01/2008
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GeneralSlaying dragons, sharpening swords, rescuing damsels and doing impressions of famous coins throughout history(see photo above).
MusicAnything involving minstrels, lutes, a castrati, hip hop and Nirvana
Films"A Knights Tale" (the original version by Chaucer). "One Knight in Paris" (one day I will show this film...uncensored). "The Top 50 Greatest Dragon Slaying moments with Jimmie Carr"
TelevisionIf you can't slay it, sharpen it or rescue it it doesn't have a place in my castle. The obvious exception to this being my cook who remains beyond rescue, very blunt and whose pastry is the solution to the troubles of the world, if the solution to the troubles of the world is tougher than dragon hide, totally inedible and un-slayable.
BooksAnything modern and by Geoffrey Chaucer. I have recently been hunting for the Holy Grail in Paris with a flighty, yet devastatingly attractive French damsel, pursued by a strangely albino hooded man: I have not found it yet but perhaps one day I'll write a book about it.

     sir tim's Details
Status:Single
Body type:6' 4"
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Occupation:Knight Errant



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About me:
Medieval Knight errantry is not practised enough in cyberspace, except in the gaming community and it’s time this changed... There’s little to say about me other than that I form a part of the world's leading (and only, if we're honest) late night hammer horror, hip hop, muppet show – Maxwell’s Full Mooners. Always a Knight, I started under the moon as Roadie of The Moon before Maxwell keenly spotted my lack of potential and added Concierge of The Moon to my jobs list. Buoyed up by my total failure at this he added the enormous responsibilities of being Guardian of The Moon and Knight Commander of The Moon to my jobs list and asked me to take up DJ'ing at the shows. As the many messages on this subject will bear out, this went so badly that he allowed me the honour of being Co-Producer of The Moon with himself (for one night only - a night that will live long with us all). If you think all this is confusing; my poor stone mason has had enormous trouble keeping up with all these changes and the inscription tablet for my tomb currently looks like an etch-a-sketch. I remain as always The Chief Fullmooner's batman. In between late night carousing in inns with Max, wolves and innkeepers, I practise slaying dragons, sharpening my sword and the authorised drill for rescuing damsels in distress…all of which make me permanently unemployable by anyone other than Maxwell and the few theatres that are kind enough to take me in whilst I wander the country looking for damsels, dragons and late night kebab shops. There are a few other words about me on www.fitzhigham.com and if you’d like to have a look, it would be lovely of you.
Who I'd like to meet:
A Dragon.

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sir tim has 310 friends.
 Lady Carol 


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 The Comedy Store 


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King Kool





2 Jul 2009 17:08

miss you and yer wit sir tim. dan kk
Lady Carol





14 Jan 2009 11:01

I miss you!
CHIEF FULLMOONER ANDREW MAXWELL





8 Aug 2008 15:00

Jackie





7 Aug 2008 10:44

how are things
Helen





29 Jun 2008 20:34

Hey Tim,
Just read up about your latest challenge on your website. How brilliant. Good luck; hopefully i'll bump into you in edinburgh after a month of so of morris dancing free living.

xxx
Eleanor





6 Jun 2008 21:20

Still coming to terms with the fact that you've got your own book. Show off. It's just knocked Stephen Fry's 'Moab Is My Washpot' off the top of the pile of books I have to read. Not really an official chart but you're at number one so take it.
X
S Le P Kane





2 Jun 2008 23:36

Sorry I missed tonight. I know it's been a while but I was hoping to come. Been too long. Looking for ward to the book. Don't have nightmares...
Scott





22 Mar 2008 16:55

Wonderful show last night in the baltic environs of the Church on the Hill, what wonderful venues you lot choose, can't wait to see what's next! Bit of a downer towards the end with the police thing - what happened there Earliest finish for a Fullmooners yet.
The Last Post outside cheered us up as we were waiting for taxis that didn't seem to want to pick up fares! All hail Sir Tim!
Lady Carol





21 Feb 2008 20:43


x
Minks MacFeegle





17 Jan 2008 00:43

Greeting kind Sir!

Can we who do not work within the hallowed environs of the BBC actually get into your gig? Last time they did that sort of thing, it was employees only....

mx
King Kool





5 Jan 2008 19:09

Bishop and Douch





16 Dec 2007 20:24

I found this site last night and wanted everyone to know

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you should check it out

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you need a credit card though :)

see you there!
Bishop and Douch





15 Dec 2007 21:01

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Bishop and Douch





15 Dec 2007 01:15

Merry Christmas Tim.

How's everything going?

B&D
Hilary





14 Dec 2007 10:14

Thanks for the add Sir Tim. It’s great to be on board. In case you hadn't heard, I am now King of Wetherby (and surrounding areas). Sort of. You are obviously welcome in the Kingdom, perhaps you could sit around a round table with me or something? We could tell anecdotes about cats with one eye.

Your help in signing the petition would be much appreciated. Wetherby (and surrounding areas) needs you.

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/kinghilary/

(PS - ignore the bit about a donation, it's not for me)

Details available on request, or just look at my MySpace blog.

Oh, and Merry Xmas. It’s exciting isn’t it?
Tali





7 Dec 2007 11:36

whats up? i found this site and thought i'd tell everyone, it shows you if anyone at school likes you. i dont know how it works but its really cool, it told me a couple different people who have crushes on me. you gotta try it!

Does anyone like you? Click here to find out.
Tali





20 Nov 2007 23:28

hi tim!! it's tali, your long lost zoonation chum!!!! just a cquick message to say i hope you're well. i'm going to try my best to get to the show on saturday, so will hopefully see you then. bye tim!! xx
Cinder-Ella





16 Nov 2007 11:34

Okie doke, a warm coat it is then!
Cinder-Ella





6 Nov 2007 23:05

Exactly how cold is this here ghost theatre that we shall be travelling to on the 24th?
My costume depends on this info you see...
MJ de Vache





4 Nov 2007 21:15

Sorry that my greeting on Thursday amounted to nothing more than yelling 'bollocks' in your face =s. We only went to the pub for a swift one, and suddenly the queue's longer than I've ever seen it! Completely mad. Sooooo... What I INTENDED to say was along the lines of: 'Hello, how are you, recovered from Edinburgh yet?' You get the gist. I'll have another go on the 24th. Lovely to see you looking so well anyhow, and it was a fantastic night as per usual.

x MJ
Cinder-Ella





31 Oct 2007 10:24

See you tomorrow, Sir Tim!
Helen





7 Oct 2007 18:03

Oh how i miss carrying around 50 or more A5 sheets with your photograph on...
ED IS FOLK





12 Sep 2007 19:55

Sir Sir Sir... the stinkiest Sir i know.. you are my favourite celebrity (can i call you that!!??) and loved seeing you on tv.. parmesan and smegma.. what a lovely thing to be watching whilst my housemate eats pasta with cheese :D where will i see you next?
cecilia *flighty*





11 Sep 2007 17:43

surprised to see you getting down and dirty on the telly box last night, sir tim. no parmesan for me, thankyou xx
Slap dash tash for cash 07





4 Sep 2007 01:32

Thanks Sir Tim for adding me and helping to spread the word on my charity fundraising effort.

All the best Spence

https://www.bmycharity.com/V2/slapdashtashforcash

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