Dutch Elm Conservatoire

About me:

.. Now, before we get heavily involved and we're sitting on the edge of the bed and it's all gone a bit awkward, we should point out that this is not our "official" website with all our reviews and downloads that sort of thing. If you're looking for that, then click here. Still here? Then what can we say ... we're four likely-looking, upstanding gentleman of good report, who came together in the cold winter of 2003 and have never strayed since. Well, one of us strayed, got a bit lost, and hasn't come back - but that's another story for another day. We write and perform what people often described as "critically acclaimed" sketch shows, although these people are normally also on our payroll. Well, you know what they say: keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. Didn't work for Nina Myers in 24, but it's generally a good way of doing things. We started out doing live shows on the London and Edinburgh fringe - in 2005 we got nominated for the Perrier Award, don't-ya-know, and more recently have been making stuff for TV and radio ... although like the proverbial serial killer, we can't help returning to the scene of the crime - hence a national tour, and our return to Edinburgh in 2006 for the third year running with a show called PRISON.