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Daniel Atkinson. Spendid.
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Daniel Atkinson. Spendid. Touch me, I'm real. NOT THERE!

Male
29 years old
Me so Hornsey
United Kingdom



Last Login: 10/11/2009
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   Daniel Atkinson. Spendid.'s Comedian Bio
BioWinner St Stephens Oil Painting Competition 1989 (Harvest Festival) Record holder: Under 11’s standing triple jump 1990 My best days are long gone. At 9 years old I was athletic and creative. At 27 I wheeze after climbing the stairs and my prose is more turgid than tapioca.
WebsiteDANSDESK.CO.UK
InfluencesChris Rock and Victoria Wood. And nobody else.
MembersI don't understand what this section is asking me to do... How can I have members? What does it mean? I'm a member of the AA, and I used to have a Clubcard, but it fell out of my pocket somewhere in Peterborough, and I don't want to go back there just to find a Clubcard.
TV ShowsSome shitty little bits and pieces. Nothing I'd proudly tell people about.
FilmsMy friend Ric and I used to make Sci-Fi/Martial Arts films when we were 11 years old.
AlbumsI can't sing.

    Daniel Atkinson. Spendid.'s Interests
GeneralScrabble, Whist, Graphics, Film, Reading, Cricket, Cooking, Walking (for fun, not just 'walking'), Radio, Snooker, Cryptic Crosswords, Coffee and Wine (separately), Graphic Novels/Comics, Things that are broken, Reference books, Receiving handwritten post (but not really sending it - that's wrong I know), Aesthetically pleasing notebooks.
MusicOh, I don't know. Whatever. Anything with a Banjo.
MoviesReally rancid German Porn, and the work of Richard Curtis.
TelevisionITV'S 'The Mint'.
BooksOld Atlases where they got the shape of countries completely wrong.
HeroesLazlo Biro & Napoleon.
Groups: Scrabble ObsessionComedians UK

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     Daniel Atkinson. Spendid.'s Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Body type:0' 2"
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Occupation:Laying down truths

   Daniel Atkinson. Spendid.'s Schools
Beechen Cliff School
Bath, SW
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1990 to 1998


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   Daniel Atkinson. Spendid.'s Blurbs
About me:
I'm very, very keen on cheese indeed. That, I feel, more than anything, defines me. You can't beat a good strong cheddar, or feta that's been under the grill for four minutes. Here is my website: Dan's Desk. I blindly tinkered this page like a luddite using Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
Who I'd like to meet:
Roget. Or Samuel Johnson.

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Daniel Atkinson. Spendid.'s Friends Comments
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Teresa

Teresa Stenson



Oct 26 2009 7:17 PM

I saw your name on some credits you Muthafucka.  They were the credits of a Russel Howard Televsion Programme.  Woo-hoo!

Neil had a hot chocolate this week. 


BUNNY POO SALAD

BUNNY POO SALAD



Oct 12 2009 11:36 AM


Fran

Fran



Aug 18 2009 4:19 PM

Be that as it may, I'm laughing all the way to Tesco with your 50% off Guava & Clementine Smoothie. (Not literally laughing, maniacally - though that might better fit with the logic of someone who's glorifying in finding a fictitious clubcard.)
Fran

Fran



Aug 18 2009 3:17 PM

Warclov Miller? Really Dan, is that supposed to fool me?

Your clubcard points leave quite a lot to be desired.
Fran

Fran



Aug 18 2009 2:56 PM

I found your clubcard.
Violentbroccoli

Martin Plourde



Jul 2 2009 4:06 AM

Hi! These are my latest videos. I created them  for the Canadian Doritos Video contest. Feel free the leave a comment!

www.violentbroccoli.com

Bella De La Rocher's School Of Being Writer

Bella De La rocher



Jan 7 2009 4:52 PM

THANKS FOR YOUR VOTE, DAN!

The next installment is waiting for you!

AND

I'm celebrating a publishing success in a national magazine you can buy in WH SMITHS! I know!!!

Bella xx
Bella De La Rocher's School Of Being Writer

Bella De La rocher



Dec 11 2008 10:22 PM

WHY DON'T YOU (why don't you)

Go to BLOG 24
and read the story

AND VOTE!

For what happens next!

Bella xx
Zan

Zan Phee



Nov 27 2008 11:07 AM

Hi,
just popped by to see if you where still keeping up the funny. As there is no way really to tell from your page i will presume you are. Yeahey for folk that make folk smile its like a super power. Not a great one but still shall you use them for good or evil?

zan x

p.s.
don't know if you got the fact , i'm quite bored!
Lottie’s Furry Forest

Lottie’s Furry Forest



Nov 10 2008 3:31 PM

ah ze Daniel!
Velcome to ze furry forest, pretty new friend. Lottie and all ze furry creatures of ze forest 'ave saved ze woodland nuts for you.
xxLottie
Bella De La Rocher's School Of Being Writer

Bella De La rocher



Nov 6 2008 5:39 PM

AND WE'RE BACK! La la la. Here I am. Posting on YOUR PAGE! I'm delighted!

Sorry to hear about that dream you had! I've mentionned it in my blog but kept your anonymity.

Bye-z-bye (FOR NOW!)
xx
Zan

Zan Phee



Nov 6 2008 1:46 PM

Can you believe that here in the land of Glasgow they have moved the yearly celebration of bright lights and bangs to today because of football!

Wouldn't dream of moving the footie no no no thats just crazy talk.

zan out!
x

p.
s I'd love to see them try that with national 'i don't give a fudge about football day''!
Zan

Zan Phee



Oct 29 2008 8:43 AM

Hey Dan Dan,
Thanks for the internet based acquaintance.

Hope your having a nice time off!

zan x
Burra

Sarah Burrough



Oct 18 2008 6:56 PM

Thanks for the add honey and thanks for all the amazing nights in the Basement Bar and the really interesting talk you gave at St John's about becoming self-employed. I'm still trying to live that dream but so far i've only managed to cut back my hours from my regular job and don't really fancy handing in my notice just yet. The fear factor has got me. Take care, I'll try and catch you next time you are in the Manchester area.
xx
Teresa

Teresa Stenson



Oct 15 2008 2:28 PM

Get off of the Myspace Homepage Signing In Page Thing! Not really, stay on it! Oasis are there too. You're edgier. I mean eggier.
Chris Ramsey

Chris Ramsey



Sep 19 2008 10:31 AM

Cheers for the add Dan.
How was the rest of edinburgh?
CR
Teresa

Teresa Stenson



Sep 15 2008 2:15 PM

You know that thing where you BLOCK someone, well you have to UNBLOCK them. Then you can have a little chat.
Alexi

Alex Skinner



Sep 9 2008 11:18 PM

Here is the result of that time I pestered you after a Fringe show.
You are towards the end so have a look matey peeps.
Many thanks again.
@!

http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=NerEVM4pvVs&feature=user
Teresa

Teresa Stenson



Aug 5 2008 1:52 PM

You look like Chris Morris.
Bella De La Rocher's School Of Being Writer

Bella De La rocher



Jun 21 2008 5:44 PM

Daniel, guess what?

"A terrifying terantula becomes a kindly gentleman in Bella De La Rocher's insightful and dedicated study. Even the most phobic of arachnaphobes will find themselves warming to the beast. FIVE STARS!!!" (Spider Monthly)

I know!!!!!!
xxx
Sue

Sue



Jun 19 2008 12:14 AM

Hiya Daniel,

How are you?
Bella De La Rocher's School Of Being Writer

Bella De La rocher



Jun 17 2008 7:59 PM

Oh my word, why have you got all those blogs multiplied? That looks stupid and it's like lying.

Speaking of blogs, I've just posted a new one, and I'll warn you now IT IS VERY INTENSE so read it with caution. It's BLOG 3, if you're feeling emotionally stable enough.

B-de-la-Ro xx
Sue

Sue



May 28 2008 5:13 PM

Hi Daniel, Thanks for the add.
Loving your work!!
the Amazing Doug!

the Amazing Doug!



May 21 2008 6:37 AM

Thanks for stopping by

Enjoy the Music
Isabelle

Isabelle



Apr 28 2008 3:09 PM

Not that the internet is entirely full of terrifying sights of you.
But my Flickr happens to feature you going cushion mental at 4am in a very small room...
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