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  • Great Moments in Cougar History







    Great Moments In Cougar History



    1) Heidi…The bands break through smash, and still to this day the most recognisable Cougar Lugar single.  This heartfelt ballad tells of Heidi, the first great love of Jârdä's life and one of the many women who flocked to the Cougar banner in Berlin.  Jârdä and Heidi spent several delirious weeks locked in love, but it was not too last…tiring of life with an underground rock band, she fled for the more secure arms of a farmer from Untererneckar. It was an act of betrayal and a lack of faith that Heidi would pay for with her life, when she last died in an agricultural accident.  Heidi may be gone, but her memory goes on in this classic rock moment. The marketing genius if Tony Rad and the musical prowess of Cougar Lugar sent the song rocketing to number 66 in the chart and created a small piece of rock history.





    2) How You Gonna Dance With My Cock Up Your Ass…In 1989 two of the great European institutions -Arnold Schwarzenegger and Cougar Lugar-came together for the major motion picture event BURNING IN BERLIN. The movie partnered the 'The Terminator' with the band to fight crime on the streets of Berlin.  'How You Gonna Dance…' is the key moment in the movies soundtrack, and shows Cougar Lugar talking to street kids using the language of the streets- Hip Hop, and helping them mend their ways. It was a brave move for the band and one that paid off…the song was their biggest hit since 'Heidi', peaking at 74 and charting in 3 countries. The song was also banned in a further 69 states, including many without a functioning music industry. To date over 200,000 VHS copies of Burning In Berlin have been used for landfill in China.



    Governor Schwarzenegger has since requested all records of the movie be stricken from his catalogue.






    3) Millie…'Millie' was taken from the bands memorable 1991 'Unplugged' performance, which broke new ground as the first 'Unplugged' never to be shown on any MTV Network anywhere in the world. It tells the story of Millie, an American girl whose all encompassing love for Jârdä nearly spelt an end for the band. Cougar Lugar rarely perform 'Millie' live following a tragic accident in which a young fan was badly burnt when her hair came into contact with a cigarette lighter, held aloft during the song at a gig in 1994.

     

  • Richter

    Richter

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    Man, it's great to see all the guys again. My memory ain't so good from the radiation poisoning and my love of 'the water that blinds' (Vodka, man!) . It was totally flipped up when we all got together. I brought along my collection of plates (one from every gig we'd done!). We laughed like crazy men when Thethy found some sick on one of them. All these years I thought that was some goulash from Budapest in '88.

     

    My health has got bad recently and I'm having more blackouts. Sometimes I wake up and I don't know where the flipping hell I am or what I've done. Luckily now my brothers can look after me and guide me away from cliff edges and minefields when I'm having a moment. I have hopes that we will all go back on the road again. I miss the girls, they were totally hot.

     

    Thanks for the letters of support when my toes started falling off. Three down seven to go, man! I've kept all the ones I've lost in my freezer. I've still got the big toe on each foot, Thank God. Really helps with the balance.

    Here's some fun! I'll give one of my frozen digits to the person who answers this question:

     

    What was the third song from our musical about Joseph Stalin?

     

    Are you getting all this? Thinking caps on guys. Go for the toe!!

  • Hey from Troda!

    It is the maddest time ever right now. I thought that after all a success we have maybe I would be too rocked out and just want to put my gun on the table drop my tights and sleep on a toilet like Elvis! You totally now what you mean! But thanks to god CougarLugar are in the place again and we are assembling through technology our best of. Is so hard, nearly every song you think "this is the best song ever" and before you know it you have to eat a shit from your dads pants because the next one is even better! Better than the best! Which mean no way can it go on Best of! We totally save it for a Better than the Best of! Bends my brain.I get feeling very thinking about when I first met Jarda and Thethy. They come so near to my flint farm on the way to East Berlin that I try to actually totally shoot Thethy! Flint theft is a big deal in the village of Gordensk, so I felt great about shooting him in the face with my fathers Lugar. My father was a 'diagraced Nazi' but I disagree, he killed lots of people. He was a very good Nazi. So mien father gave me his Lugar and told me to protect myself, my flint and to shoot Jewish children. I say to him yes and yes and no. I love all people. I will protect myself and the flint. But I was born to play drums in a rock band not carry out anti semetic hate crimes. I loved my dad but he was crazy man! I think this is where I get my madman streak. Jarda calls me madman so much I pull my Lugar on him sometimes! Then he call me madman even more! Ha ha I can not win! Back to the story....the bullet miss Thethy by one in inch and explodes a cat on a fence behind him. Jarda yells stop wait we are musicians not tresspassrs! I say oy yes? Prove. Jarda then slips out a very old and smashed six string from his bag and makes it sing. I think wow and I start to drum on some flint with these sticks and thyen Thethy who has stopped crying about nearly dying and being covered in cat exsplosion starts laying down a groove.And we just jam for hours. That night I sold my farm for six marks and a blowy to a local prostitute and by morning I was off to East Berlin! The Big City of Crazy Dreams. Just me and those crazy dog eggs Jarda and Thethy.
  • Back together again

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    Back together again Hey you crazy guyz Jârdä Von Grök here , so Co-Lu are back together after a 13 year break, wow it so crazy in the brain to see the guyz.
    Thethy & Trôda are still a pack of mad dogs. ..
    And it was great to go over the golden dayz of  CougarLugar with em all again Totally.
    When I was child after my mother died in those mysterious circumstances my father often would come in my room at night and beat me with he's 12" old dusty scratched groved uped Vinyl recording of  Roger Whitaker, and then he'd go put the record on and have loud sex with his new Thia wife while Roger accompanied him to the mixed sounds of screaming plus whistling (all covered in my Ghost Written Biography "Me Him and Her") . And while this act would be going on and on I would dream about getting out of this dead beat town by the power of pure Rock. Of course as you all know I was to meet that dog egg Thethy Germit  in 1983 and together we headed for the bright lights of East Berlin, but from then on I swore a promise to myslef ! although my father lives with me in the same town I grew up in in pretty much the same house with his same stupid wife, I swore I totally would never go back to that dark dark room,  and I dont. I totally turned it in to my study with a globe drinking cabinet and stuff it's neat trust me, but I'm out of there at the latest say 8:30 pm, so you know I dont like sleep in there or anything like that, god know I'm in the extension with the En suite and under floor heating, only my dad and his stupid wife live in that bit.
    Any way we go into Warners Music Group next week to totally talk over the album the cover of the Best of Blind Tiger and all the guyz a totally hyped.
    So we gonna hook up over the next couple of days and I'll let you know how it goes.
    As that little Côté Glänz Guldenhaar is already cracking me up with his mad storries.
    See ya Soon
    Jârdä Von Grök

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