Chris Cross ™
Chris Cross Cabaret Man
CHRIS CROSS - Comedy Magician, Contortionist and Escapologist...The OFFICIAL CXC Site is: www.chris-cross.co.uk

Male
20 years old
Newcastle-Upon-Tyne, Northeast
United Kingdom



Last Login: 03/07/2009
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    Chris Cross ™'s Interests
GeneralMagic, Escapology, Contortionism, going to the Theatre and Comedy Clubs, DVDs, Music, Festivals and Rock'n'Roll!
Watching Movies, Chilling with mates, Listening to Music, Taking fotos, Travelling, Making Money, buying stuff (!£££!)
Burlesque nights, Socialising, Clubbng, Getting drunk and Suchlike, People, Reading, Partying, Eating and the List goes on....!!!

The Chris Cross Promotional Showreel 2008

August 2008 - Interview with Chris Cross @ The Edinburgh Fringe Festival


April 2008 - Live @ Newport Student Union

April 2008 - Live @ Newport Student Union



Chris Cross on Britain's Got More Taent, ITV2 - Straitjacket Escape with Stephen Mulhearn

Chris Cross on Britains Got Talent, ITV1

Interview with Chris Cross shown Online @ ITV.com
Chris Cross and Silly Connolly Interview on BBC3's Upstaged, LIVE with Scott Mills
The Gate Escape Documentry (Upside Down Straitjacket Escape)(!)

Chris Cross on North-East News for The Gate Escape
www.chris-cross.co.uk
Music

Babyshambles
Pete Doherty
Michael Jackson
The Prodidgy
Basement Jaxx
Chemical Brothers
The Ratpack
Kasabian
Travis
Amy Winehouse
Ja Rule
R.Kelly
Oasis
Lots!!!

YOU NEED TO BOOK A DJ/DISCO? SUPERB SOUNDS AND LIGHTING THE BEST YOU CAN GET ....ROTA DISCO ...... www.rotadisco.co.uk ...... BOOK NOW TO AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT!


www.chris-cross.co.uk
Films
Fast and the Furious
Batman, Superman, Blade, Superheroes films in general
Borat
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
The Corpse Bride
The Cable Guy
The Mask
Groundhog Day
Space Jam
Chaplin
Rocky Anthology
Bourne Identity
The Goonies
Ghostbusters
Short Circuit 1+2
See No Evil, Hear No Evil
Edward Scissorhands
The Karate Kid
The Mighty Ducks!
Waynes World
Hot Shots and so on.......
www.chris-cross.co.uk
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The A Team
Knightrider
Gladiators
The Simpsons
The League of Gentlemen
Family Guy
The Mighty Boosh
Documentries (in general)
Only Fools and Horses
My Family
Chris Cross on TV, hehe! Gaffa Tape Escape www.chris-cross.co.uk
Books
the game by neil strauss, charlie chaplin autobiography, harry houdini biography, ripleys believe it or nor annuals, Pryor Convictions by Richard Pryor, Losing my Virginity by Richard Branson, Dont Hassel the Hoff by David Hasselhoff, Autobiographys in general.......
www.chris-cross.co.uk
Heroes

Myself! :D
Charlie Chaplin
Harry Houdini
Michael Jackson
Robbie Williams
Batman(!)
The Hoff!
Daffy Duck
Also... Wayne Dobson, Ross Noble, Jerry Sadowitz, Paul Zennon and Sylvester the Jester are really cool too...!
The Tango Doll
Mr.T

.. ..

ME and STOOP(!) hehe...(!) Cross between a Llama! hehe (!)

go to chris cross web site

www.chris-cross.co.uk

     Chris Cross ™'s Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Dating, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Newcastle-Upon-Tyne
Body type:6' 6" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Scientologist
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:High school
Occupation:Magician, Contortionist & Escapologist
Income:£75,000 to £100,000

   Chris Cross ™'s Schools
Ryton Comprehensive School
Ryton, United Kingdom
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

2004 to 2006

   Chris Cross ™'s Companies
Chris Cross Magic
National and International Bookings, UK
Owner
Self Employed

2004 onwards.....
On the Road Entertainment
National Bookings, UK
Co-Owner
Partnership

2007 Onwards......
Corporate Burlesque
National Bookings, UK
Co-Owner
Partnership

2007 Onwards......


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Who Is this Guy?!?!?!?!? :
Chris Cross - Comedy Magician, Contortionist and Escapologist

Chris Cross is a Comedy Magician, Contortionist and Escapologist, who performs Cabaret and Stage Shows up and down the UK and Worldwide for many Corporate, Celebrity and VIP Events. Chris is a very much ‘stand out’ character what with his crazy hair, tall towering structure and his trademark yellow and black, he is certainly someone who can attract a lot of attention and make the most of the abundance of attention he manages to gather. Chris isn’t a crusty old Magician, if it’s the fresh and funky, modern and stylish, cool and professional image and approach you want to go for, Chris Cross is the BEST Entertainer for the job - combining quick wit, charm and talent with his bags of confidence alongside his gelling, engaging personality he has with his spectators, all encased in a Superhero Costume he provides a service to definitely be remembered and talked about for years later...! Chris Reigns as one of the Top Escapologists in the UK and performs Both Standard and Exclusive Customised Escapes around the World for a number of Corporate events, Trade shows, Product launches and Promotions, Festivals, Theatres, Comedy Clubs, Venues and so on – a Clientele Base that has been built up Over his 10 years in Show business Spanning out Since he was 10 years old. Rest Assured – Booking Chris Cross will GUARANTEE piece of mind for the Client and a Successful Event’s Entertainment - No Worries. The Business is Based in Newcastle-Upon-Tyne, though Chris travels up and down the UK and around the World. Distance is No Problem. Chris is a member of Equity and he's CRB checked.


PA System, Large Spiderframe Backdrop and Platform can be provided if required. Chris is a member of Equity and he's CRB Checked.



Previous Clients Include:


Ripley's Believe it or not
Sensatori Hotel (Crete)
Nexus Transport
Balfour Beatty/Raynesway Construction
BBC3
Newcastle, Cambridge, Harper Adams SU's
Dance City UK
Newcastle Magic Circle
Asda
3Mobile
Carphone Warehouse
Diesel Clothing (Dubai)
The Gate Entertainment Complex
Players Sports Bar
Aspers Casino
John Lewis Department Stores
Draper Trade Shows
The Children's Foundation
The Parkinson's Disease Society
Go North East Transport
Dance City
Laughing Horse Comedy Club
Blu Bambu Nightclubs
World Escape Artists Relay 2007
Stockton ARC Theatre
Georgian Richmond Theate
Durham Gala Theatre
Club Antichrist London
BBC3 and BBC Radios
Esso Exxon Mobil
Marriot Hotels
Bannantynes Hotels
Holiday Inn
Thomsons Holidays Flybacks Platinum + Gold (Majorca, Menorca, Mallorca, Crete)
Carnival UK
Butlins Holiday Parks
Hoburne Holiday Parks
Haven Holiday Parks
University of Cambridge



Testimonials:


' Very Nice Tricks - If he isn't at your party, you're stupid!' – Jimmy Carr


‘That was so amazing! – Go on tell me how you did it!’ – Abi Titmuss


‘Fast, Fluid and very Funny’ – Northern Magic Circle Magazine


'Cool and Funky Act' - Simon Cowell


‘Great Stuff – Awww Brilliant Card Tricks’ – Ross Noble


'We spotted Chris Cross and his own special brand of contortion on MySpace, it freaked us out enough that we decided to promote him all over the site. We wish him the best of luck wierding out crowds across the nation.' - Myspace UK


'Wow - Crazy Stuff!' - Ant and Dec


‘A real throwback to music hall eccentricity, Chris Cross is inventive, totalling baffling and original. He REALLY should be put in a strait-jacket – trouble is he can wriggle out of one just as quick as Houdini.’ – Derek Smith, The Stage Magazine


'That was Disgusting!' - Piers Morgan


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Chris Cross Street Performing and Festival Shows

Who I'd like to meet:
In An Ideal World :
Charlie chaplin
Harry houdini
Michael jackson
Tim Burton
Batman (!)
All the Superheroes
David Hasselhoff
Pete Doherty
Myself ;->




Teenage Mutant Ninja Decent!

   Chris Cross ™'s Calendar ( View All )
4 Jul 2009 20:00
Trademark Cabaret Show @ ’High Tease’ - Burlesque & Cabaret Evening @ Glasgow, Scotland
9 Jul 2009 20:00
Headlining Act in ’The Sideshow’ Theatre Show, Northampton Guildhall @ Northampton
10 Jul 2009 20:00
Headlining Act in ’The Sideshow’ Theatre Show, Northampton Guildhall @ Northampton
11 Jul 2009 20:00
Headlining Act in ’The Sideshow’ Theatre Show, Northampton Guildhall @ Northampton
18 Jul 2009 20:00
Headlining Cabaret/Stand-Up @ Alexanders Comedy Club @ Chester, Alexanders Jazz Cafe
23 Jul 2009 18:00
Headliner Cabaret @ Corporate Event, an outdoor Summer Networking Social Party @ Closehouse
25 Jul 2009 10:00
Compering and Shows @ Bomfest Music Festival! @ Barnsley
31 Jul 2009 23:00
Nozstock Music Festival (Comedy Tent Hour-Long Evening Show) @ Herefordshire
1 Aug 2009 8:00
Nozstock Music Festival @ Herefordshire
2 Aug 2009 13:00
Nozstock Music Festival (Upside Down Straitjacket Escape) @ Herefordshire
8 Aug 2009 21:00
Edinburgh Fringe Festival Venue Show (Voodoo Rooms, Speakeasy, 21:35-22:35…) @ Edinburgh Fringe Festival, The Voodoo Rooms
9 Aug 2009 21:00
Edinburgh Fringe Festival Venue Show (Voodoo Rooms, Speakeasy, 21:35-22:35…) @ Edinburgh Fringe Festival, The Voodoo Rooms
10 Aug 2009 21:00
Edinburgh Fringe Festival Venue Show (Voodoo Rooms, Speakeasy, 21:35-22:35…) @ Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Voodoo Rooms
11 Aug 2009 21:00
Edinburgh Fringe Festival Venue Show (Voodoo Rooms, Speakeasy, 21:35-22:35…) @ Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Voodoo Rooms
12 Aug 2009 21:00
Edinburgh Fringe Festival Venue Show (Voodoo Rooms, Speakeasy, 21:35-22:35…) @ Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Voodoo Rooms
13 Aug 2009 21:00
Edinburgh Fringe Festival Venue Show (Voodoo Rooms, Speakeasy, 21:35-22:35…) @ Edinburgh, Scotland
14 Aug 2009 16:00
Compering @ Bloom Music Festival (Introducing Headliners, Upside Down Escapes) @ Cheltenham, Bloom Music Festival
15 Aug 2009 11:00
Compering @ Bloom Music Festival (Introducing Headliners, Upside Down Escapes) @ Cheltenham, Bloom Music Festival
16 Aug 2009 21:00
Edinburgh Fringe Festival Venue Show (Voodoo Rooms, Speakeasy, 21:35-22:35…) @ Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Voodoo Rooms
17 Aug 2009 21:00
Edinburgh Fringe Festival Venue Show, Voodoo Rooms, Time: 21:35-22:35 @ Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Voodoo Rooms
18 Aug 2009 21:00
Edinburgh Fringe Festival Venue Show (Voodoo Rooms, Speakeasy, 21:35-22:35…) @ Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Voodoo Rooms
19 Aug 2009 21:00
Edinburgh Fringe Festival Venue Show (Voodoo Rooms, Speakeasy, 21:35-22:35…) @ Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Voodoo Rooms
20 Aug 2009 21:00
Edinburgh Fringe Festival Venue Show (Voodoo Rooms, Speakeasy, 21:35-22:35…) @ Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Voodoo Rooms
21 Aug 2009 21:00
Edinburgh Fringe Festival Venue Show (Voodoo Rooms, Speakeasy, 21:35-22:35…) @ Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Voodoo Rooms
22 Aug 2009 21:00
Edinburgh Fringe Festival Venue Show (Voodoo Rooms, Speakeasy, 21:35-22:35…) @ Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Voodoo Rooms
23 Aug 2009 21:00
Edinburgh Fringe Festival Venue Show (Voodoo Rooms, Speakeasy, 21:35-22:35…) @ Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Voodoo Rooms
25 Aug 2009 21:00
Edinburgh Fringe Festival Venue Show (Voodoo Rooms, Speakeasy, 21:35-22:35…) @ Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Voodoo Rooms
26 Aug 2009 21:00
Edinburgh Fringe Festival Venue Show (Voodoo Rooms, Speakeasy, 21:35-22:35…) @ Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Voodoo Rooms
27 Aug 2009 21:00
Edinburgh Fringe Festival Venue Show (Voodoo Rooms, Speakeasy, 21:35-22:35…) @ Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Voodoo Rooms
28 Aug 2009 21:00
Edinburgh Fringe Festival Venue Show (Voodoo Rooms, Speakeasy, 21:35-22:35…) @ Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Voodoo Rooms
29 Aug 2009 20:00
Private Cabaret Gig @ Ponteland, Newcastle

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Chris Cross ™'s Friends Comments
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CHERRY DEVILLE





2 Jul 2009 09:49

Hey Tigerfox! its too hot for clown make-up and walking en pointe!..Rehearsals are too brutal in this weather eh!?

When you performing in the midlands/south..want to bring a couple of friends..they are both into magic..init!

x x x
MODESTA music





30 Jun 2009 19:49

Spread the word!!
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29 Jun 2009 20:27

hey
VIVA CITY





24 Jun 2009 14:02



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20 Jun 2009 19:45

Thanks for being friends.

Hope you like the songs and that everything is cool and stuff.

If you do like the songs, please tell  us!
If you do REALLY like the songs please tell your friends about us! :)

Take care

Stoney

The Unknownn


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19 Jun 2009 16:39

check out my beats and tracks on the page tell me what you think(DVR09)
CHERRY DEVILLE





18 Jun 2009 14:54

Hey Tiger fox! I want to talk to you about some dates for shows!..let me know when you are not busy so we can talk!
AND..I've noticed you are AWAY for MY berfday!..:(

CDV

x x x
annie init ♥





16 Jun 2009 13:43

hew! love! lol, call me :-D
lol xxx
Roger Woods~Art





14 Jun 2009 11:40

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14 Jun 2009 01:04

Colossal Medicine Show News!

Antonio Hoyos will be joining us on the 16th of June, appearing as "The Great Antoine!"

We are delighted that this great comedic performer can join our line-up.



The Pop Haydn Post-Modern Medicine Show will be appearing at The Laugh Factory, 8001 Sunset Blvd. in Hollywood! One show at 8:00 PM.

Pop will be joined by Professor Dave Bourne and the Medicine Show Band, Rob Zabrecky, Sophie Evans, Antonio Hoyos, Phil Van Tee and Pop's Candy Girls for a wonderful show of Old Time Music, magic, comedy and variety.

It'll make you feel better!

Tickets are $20 in advance, $25 at the door.

19th Century Attire Welcome!

You can buy tickets at LaughFactory.com or call: 323-6561336 ext 1.

For more information and video go to my Myspace Profile or:

PopHaydn.com
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10 Jun 2009 13:04



Great to have you on the bill!
Katrina Darling





7 Jun 2009 22:01

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6 Jun 2009 17:27

Hey how you doing?
I watched your show in newcastle next to eldon square a canny few weeks ago lol
.xx

Miss Ting





6 Jun 2009 12:35

hello tiger :)
how are you?? long time no see
wish you all the best
big kiss and hug
Miss Ting
Katrina Darling





2 Jun 2009 11:04

I KNOW ALL, I AM THE GURU ...

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The Underground Club





31 May 2009 12:15

UK ELECTRO ROCKERS MY PASSION are
playing the Priory Doncaster!!!
With Support from SUMMERLIN!!
This ones going to be amazing and
Iit's also going to be the release show
for Summerlin's E.P launch
FRIDAY 5TH June

Gorify™





30 May 2009 09:43

How have you been? Thought you might like to see my latest MUA credit <--- very proud. Comment back to let me know what you think.

Liz: on hiatus





29 May 2009 14:23

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Dad said to send you these :)
Silk Stocking





28 May 2009 15:08


 

Two Head liners, One Show, Zero Excuses For Not Attending

 
The birthday party is over, we’ve just about recovered from one of the most exciting shows we’ve ever put on and already we’re bringing you the next quality slice of entertainment that is the Silk Stocking Striptease Show. How could we possibly follow our birthday show? How about we bring you two head liners in the form of Red Sarah and Trixee Sparkle.

 
The eighth Silk Stocking Striptease Show will take place on the 13th of June 2009 at the Flapper pub, Cambrian Wharf, Kingston Row, Birmingham B1 2NU. Advance tickets are available from our website for the bargain price of £7.50, visit www.birminghamburlesque.co.uk for details. Tickets will be available on the night at £9 each subject to availability. Doors open 7:30pm and the show starts 8:30pm.

Miss Crimson Kiss





28 May 2009 13:41

FALLON! xxx
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26 May 2009 16:29

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SOILBORNE





26 May 2009 11:32

Hey
No Problem
You Ok ?
FNF
Deborah





25 May 2009 20:24

Thanks for last night, chicken, you were chuffin amazin', I never knew such positions were possible, you were worth every penny and then some, I'll see you on my 50th, mind you, you'll be knocking on a but then too and might not be quite as flexible, haha.
Ok, that makes you sound like you're doing a little hustlin' on the side, but you know what I mean, you were great and there wasn't a person in the room who didn't think so. XXX
CHERRY DEVILLE





25 May 2009 20:23

Hey TigerFox! how are you? just went to the fridge sw some Cherry Yogs..and it reminded me of you! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Hope your ok Hobo pants!

Mwah!

x x x
K.M.Savill Photography





19 May 2009 11:05

hey
just to let you know our photo made it into bizarre again,only in the apology corner but both our names were mentioned (i wrote to them about not crediting me when the article first came out,they were ok about it and said they would include it in the current issue)
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