Magic, Escapology, Contortionism, going to the Theatre and Comedy Clubs, DVDs, Music, Festivals and Rock'n'Roll!
Watching Movies, Chilling with mates, Listening to Music, Taking fotos, Travelling, Making Money, buying stuff (!£££!)
Burlesque nights, Socialising, Clubbng, Getting drunk and Suchlike, People, Reading, Partying, Eating and the List goes on....!!!
The Chris Cross Promotional Showreel 2008
August 2008 - Interview with Chris Cross @ The Edinburgh Fringe Festival
April 2008 - Live @ Newport Student Union
April 2008 - Live @ Newport Student Union
Chris Cross on Britain's Got More Taent, ITV2 - Straitjacket Escape with Stephen Mulhearn
Chris Cross on Britains Got Talent, ITV1
Interview with Chris Cross shown Online @ ITV.com
Chris Cross and Silly Connolly Interview on BBC3's Upstaged, LIVE with Scott Mills
The Gate Escape Documentry (Upside Down Straitjacket Escape)(!)
Chris Cross on North-East News for The Gate Escape
www.chris-cross.co.uk
Music
Babyshambles
Pete Doherty
Michael Jackson
The Prodidgy
Basement Jaxx
Chemical Brothers
The Ratpack
Kasabian
Travis
Amy Winehouse
Ja Rule
R.Kelly
Oasis
Lots!!!
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Movies
Fast and the Furious
Batman, Superman, Blade, Superheroes films in general
Borat
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
The Corpse Bride
The Cable Guy
The Mask
Groundhog Day
Space Jam
Chaplin
Rocky Anthology
Bourne Identity
The Goonies
Ghostbusters
Short Circuit 1+2
See No Evil, Hear No Evil
Edward Scissorhands
The Karate Kid
The Mighty Ducks!
Waynes World
Hot Shots and so on.......
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Television
The A Team
Knightrider
Gladiators
The Simpsons
The League of Gentlemen
Family Guy
The Mighty Boosh
Documentries (in general)
Only Fools and Horses
My Family
Chris Cross on TV, hehe!
www.chris-cross.co.uk
Books
the game by neil strauss, charlie chaplin autobiography, harry houdini biography, ripleys believe it or nor annuals, Pryor Convictions by Richard Pryor, Losing my Virginity by Richard Branson, Dont Hassel the Hoff by David Hasselhoff, Autobiographys in general.......
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Heroes
Myself! :D
Charlie Chaplin
Harry Houdini
Michael Jackson
Robbie Williams
Batman(!)
The Hoff!
Daffy Duck
Also... Wayne Dobson, Ross Noble, Jerry Sadowitz, Paul Zennon and Sylvester the Jester are really cool too...!
The Tango Doll
Mr.T
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Who Is this Guy?!?!?!?!? :
Chris Cross - Comedy Magician, Contortionist and Escapologist
Chris Cross is a Comedy Magician, Contortionist and Escapologist, who
performs Cabaret and Stage Shows up and down the UK and Worldwide for many Corporate, Celebrity and VIP Events.
Chris is a very much ‘stand out’ character what with his crazy hair, tall towering structure and his trademark yellow and black, he is certainly someone who can attract a lot of attention and make the most of the abundance of attention he manages to gather. Chris isn’t a crusty old Magician, if it’s the fresh and funky, modern and stylish, cool and
professional image and approach you want to go for, Chris Cross is the BEST Entertainer for the job - combining quick wit, charm and talent with his bags of confidence alongside his gelling, engaging personality he has with his spectators, all encased in a Superhero Costume he provides a service to definitely be remembered and talked about for years later...!
Chris Reigns as one of the Top Escapologists in the UK and performs Both
Standard and Exclusive Customised Escapes around the World for a number of
Corporate events, Trade shows, Product launches and Promotions, Festivals, Theatres, Comedy Clubs, Venues and so on – a Clientele Base that has been built up Over his 10 years in Show business Spanning out Since he was 10 years old.
Rest Assured – Booking Chris Cross will GUARANTEE piece of mind for the Client and a Successful Event’s Entertainment - No Worries.
The Business is Based in Newcastle-Upon-Tyne, though Chris travels up and down the UK and around the World. Distance is No Problem.
Chris is a member of Equity and he's CRB checked.
PA System, Large Spiderframe Backdrop and Platform can be provided if required. Chris is a member of Equity and he's CRB Checked.
Previous Clients Include:
Ripley's Believe it or not
Sensatori Hotel (Crete)
Nexus Transport
Balfour Beatty/Raynesway Construction
BBC3
Newcastle, Cambridge, Harper Adams SU's
Dance City UK
Newcastle Magic Circle
Asda
3Mobile
Carphone Warehouse
Diesel Clothing (Dubai)
The Gate Entertainment Complex
Players Sports Bar
Aspers Casino
John Lewis Department Stores
Draper Trade Shows
The Children's Foundation
The Parkinson's Disease Society
Go North East Transport
Dance City
Laughing Horse Comedy Club
Blu Bambu Nightclubs
World Escape Artists Relay 2007
Stockton ARC Theatre
Georgian Richmond Theate
Durham Gala Theatre
Club Antichrist London
BBC3 and BBC Radios
Esso Exxon Mobil
Marriot Hotels
Bannantynes Hotels
Holiday Inn
Thomsons Holidays Flybacks Platinum + Gold (Majorca, Menorca, Mallorca, Crete)
Carnival UK
Butlins Holiday Parks
Hoburne Holiday Parks
Haven Holiday Parks
University of Cambridge
Testimonials:
' Very Nice Tricks - If he isn't at your party, you're stupid!' – Jimmy Carr
‘That was so amazing! – Go on tell me how you did it!’ – Abi Titmuss
‘Fast, Fluid and very Funny’ – Northern Magic Circle Magazine
'Cool and Funky Act' - Simon Cowell
‘Great Stuff – Awww Brilliant Card Tricks’ – Ross Noble
'We spotted Chris Cross and his own special brand of contortion on MySpace, it freaked us out enough that we decided to promote him all over the site. We wish him the best of luck wierding out crowds across the nation.' - Myspace UK
'Wow - Crazy Stuff!' - Ant and Dec
‘A real throwback to music hall eccentricity, Chris Cross is inventive, totalling baffling and original. He REALLY should be put in a strait-jacket – trouble is he can wriggle out of one just as quick as Houdini.’ – Derek Smith, The Stage Magazine
Chris Cross Performing Cabaret Shows Around the Country in 2008
Chris Cross Street Performing and Festival Shows
Who I'd like to meet: In An Ideal World :
Charlie chaplin
Harry houdini
Michael jackson
Tim Burton
Batman (!)
All the Superheroes
David Hasselhoff
Pete Doherty
Myself ;->
Have you got the nerve to listen to this award winning horror story. I dare you to listen to it tomorrow night while the wind is howling and the rain is lashing the windows.
Darling As my MySpace friend, you know I am sharing scenes from my new legit FEATURE FILM! NATASHA KIZMET: THE MOVIE! The response has been AMAZING! --it is so funny and sexy! I have a really HILARIOUS scene I know you and your friends will LOVE--in fact any GLAMOUR MODEL or PHOTGRAPHER will love it! It is my scene where I am doing a photo shoot with a drug gobbling crazed photographer! Please take a look and post it if you think it is funny! Then let me know your thoughts! Thanks SO MUCH for your help!!
If you want to help market the film, or get on the list to order the DVD when it comes out at a discount, email me at natasha.kizmet.the.movie@gmail.com
xoxo Natasha
Also,my movie features a sequence with a Belly Dancing show that I did under my belly dancing alter ego of Raya--TEMPTATION OF BELLY DANCE. It has been called the most artistic and sensual live belly dance DVD ever!! Please have a look, and visit the DVDs web site!
TOYKULT's rubebouy rock electronica is No.1 on the ReverbNation Alternative Chart for Manchester. Stream tracks here or Download the FREE EP @: http://www.reverbnation.com/toykult
Dearest PARTY AND BURLESQUE LOVER:
here some spa(m)ks from me....
November is THE Burlesque month in Netherlands!
Besides the Amsterdam Festival there are two more parties:
The Crazy 'Rock and Roll'show + party, 7th nov at Club-8 Amsterdam
also look at this brandNEW CRAZY Teaser:
AND......
the 'sophisticated'show+party at the new HOME OF BURLESQUE: Amsterdam Marcanti. Including live band and 1,5 hour show + party and lots of Chocolate too!
click flyers for the sites!
SEE YOU THERE AND SPREAD THE WORD!
x
Madame Risquée
Hey guys Michael Jackoson would want you to know tickets are now on sale for the This Is It movie starring Michael Jackson himself!
This Is It will have a global premmiere in 25 cities across the world but it only runs for a limited 2 week run. The movie shows Michael Jackson preparing and rehearsing for the incredible This Is It concerts he never got to give London and the world. This Is It shows the magician, showman and extrodonary genius that was Michael Joe Jackson.
To get tickets go to the This Is It webist at http* :// www .thisisit-movie. com/ (without the spaces and *) or just ask at your local movie theatre See you there!
Darling As my MySpace friend, I am including you in something exciting--we have begun to show off my new legit FEATURE FILM! NATASHA KIZMET: THE MOVIE! It has been called BORAT MEETS CANDY by the Denver Post's Bill Husted, and I want your feedback, and the feedback of your MySpace friends! You would be doing me a big favor if you would post this comment so people would know to go the the "My Videos" section of my profile to watch the trailer and the other scenes I have posted. This is my market research as to how well we have done. The film is being shopped as we speak by a major film agent, and we are entering it in Film Festivals! This is exciting, and thanks SO MUCH for your help!!
Also, I am now on FACEBOOK, and TWITTER---this is a much easier way to stay up to date with my movies progress...just go to www.twitter.com/kizmetnatasha to follow me!
Hey! Thanks again for being our friend. Make sure you have a little listen to our album Songs For Abandoned Buildings and our EP Gravity. If you like it, please follow the link on the player to buy it from itunes so we can play a town near you! Don't forget to give us a review on itunes when you buy it :)
hi hunni...long time no speak!!!!hows tricks cabaret man??....are ur arms still actually on ur body?hee hee.....guess what....I'M 40 SOON!!!!!!!!!!...so if i see u on the bus, i'll more than likely be gettin on for nowt wiv my pensioners pass!hahahahaha- hope all is well in Chris Cross land xxxx
hi hunni...long time no speak!!!!hows tricks cabaret man??....are ur arms still actually on ur body?hee hee.....guess what....I'M 40 SOON!!!!!!!!!!...so if i see u on the bus, i'll more than likely be gettin on for nowt wiv my pensioners pass!hahahahaha- hope all is well in Chris Cross land xxxx
hi hunni...long time no speak!!!!hows tricks cabaret man??....are ur arms still actually on ur body?hee hee.....guess what....I'M 40 SOON!!!!!!!!!!...so if i see u on the bus, i'll more than likely be gettin on for nowt wiv my pensioners pass!hahahahaha- hope all is well in Chris Cross land xxxx
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