Chris Chantler

Doctor Bently & Ballcock... "The Turd burger in the teapot" thier debut album out 12/12/3012

Found this when I was trying to find the Jetman uk outakes...

THIS IS FOR ALL YOU
YOU ARE ABOUT TO WITNESS...
CANISTER

I KNOW WE ARE TWELVE
I KNOW WE ARE THE TRUE PIONEERS
I KNOW WE ARE THE ULTIMATELY DENIED ORIGIN
I KNOW WE ARE THE GENETIC AND PHYSICAL MAKE-UP
OF THE MERE EARTHING TITLE CANISTER

WELL THEN!
IT'S TIME TO TEACH THIS WORLD A BLOODY LESSON
AND SHOW THESE FESTERING FAKE ARSED IMPOSTERS!

OPPOSITION MUTHA PHUCKIN WELL TECHING DENIED!!!
Indeed I Say it 12 Times over!

Fellow canisterian's add the true canister watch this myspace here at this url...
http://www. myspace. com/canisterofficial
All Offical (genuine fake) pirated Tracks and photos/revised bio/original band art/2009-2012 Tour dates coming soon...

*P.S. There's that word *of again

Yours & Up Yours
Dr.
One xXx

First thing I notied when I logged into mydisgrace was an advert for a group called X-Clan?
At most they claim have an intersting track title "mainstream outlaw"

Any true Canisterain will already know Canister's official fine pirated audio has not been made available on myspace
or infact anywhere on the net. For those who think they have found it? It's a complete myth

Dear Lord Clan-X
As you may well recall Someone from a higher order deleted my proposed canister myspace's For all the medieval exstremists that may know the url all you get is...
"Invalid Friend ID. This user has either cancelled their membership, or their account has been deleted."
If you go there.

What is this world doing to us?

Strange?

Spose it's fair enough as we are not *of this earth...
Yes it is true we are Alien beings from another planet...
THE TWELTH PLANET...
THE PLANET BASTARD!!!
And on more than twelve notes would like to say. I have just about had enougth *of these other phoney pop groups trying to pass themselves off as us. I am bloody sick to death of it man!!! Brave effort by this chap though...
www. myspace. com/myspaceiscybercrack

But I only accept KNOW as an answer and I Dr.One "The Drone" I KNOW I did not participate or have any involvement in any of the duped and renegade recording's so far already witnessed

THIS IS FOR ALL YOU
YOU ARE ABOUT TO WITNESS...
CANISTER

dude saw you on kid's tv yesterday with your ironing board jetpack!! fukkin awsome!

facebooks the fucking gayhomoest thing on the planet. Scorpions were killer, Schenker was on for half the set cos they did all of Lovedrive and then Doctor Doctor, and Uli on his own did Sails of Charon and Virgin Killer but only He's A Woman with the Scorps. Fucking great night...but for £35 where's the strip show in the cloakroom and blowjobs on the way out?

something I just thought of you might appreciate -

"Crust In Pieces - a peace-punk and goregrind tribute to Megadeth".

Cheers for the add CC, now pick up that guitar and talk to me :-p
gonna add you as a top friend as you are vastly supperior to everyone else :-p

heya, you gotta check out this awesome webpage for making your own south park character