ASBO Derek
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Genre: Alternative / Comedy / Garage
Location Brighton, South, UK
Profile Views: 20254
Last Login: 9/2/2011
Member Since 11/4/2006
Record Label Milk Milk Lemonade Recordings
Type of Label Indie
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Bio
.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ....Asbo Derek is a band not a bloke. Described variously as ‘the Rezillos fronted by Jimmy Tarbuck’ and ‘the lovechild of Ian Curtis and John Inman’, Asbo Derek are basic, scratchy, energetic and the right side of a shambles. Above all, they aim to entertain. Asbo Derek are a Garage Cabaret band: roughly-honed, piss-taking, honest-to-goodness noise with the spirit of punk and added-kazoo. They sound like a majorette learning to play the kettle-drums in a lock-up garage. People watch Asbo Derek. They’re not one of those take ‘em or leave ‘em bands. Asbo Derek make you laugh and occasionally even make you think. Their songs are about the important issues in life: belligerent barbers, celebrity-bigots and the joys of out-of-town shopping. Most of all, they are passionately committed to raising awareness of the evils of market gardening. Asbo Derek play drums, bass, guitar, kazoo and stuff. They have entertained crowds at a number of small – or should we say boutique - festivals (Glastonwick, Brighton Live, The Blyth Power Ashes) and regularly appear in and around Brighton, where they are based. Watch out for the Asbo Derek Live Exploding Plastic Incontipad Experience. If you want to get on their Mailing List, drop them an email to: asboderek@hotmail.co.uk.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. HELP YOURSELF: Asbo Derek are pleased to share the following self-help video, which we have all found terribly helpful. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ......Get this ..myspace layouts...... ............MySpace Layouts..............MySpace Layouts............MySpace Codes............MySpace Backgrounds.......... -
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Brian digs Oreos; Darcy sure is into pantyhose; Jem thinks clingwrap is awesome; and Mark says his fannypack is real neat. That's all you need to know. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ........God Hates Fag Enablers.. - ..Funny blooper videos are here.... -
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Al Martino trapped in an industrial tumble dryer full of trowels
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The Hydrant - 75 London Road - Brighton, Sussex BN1 4JF UNITED KINGDOM. Saturday, September 24, 2011 at 12:00 AM…
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Watch What You Drink
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8 Songs | Sep 21, 2008
Comments
- JAlena Byington1 year ago
have a great day :)
- JAlena Byington1 year ago
We wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy new year !!!
- Maude W. Hilario1 year ago

how are u? - Anna R. Wright1 year ago
Hey!i love band

- SoundLocker Studio1 year ago
Hi.
We now have some great Demo Deals on offer.
3 Tracks - Recorded, Mixed & Mastered for £400.
We also offer payment plans, to make paying easier.
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- Maude W. Hilario1 year ago
Hello,how are u? - Kathy C. Randall1 year ago
Hey! - Amy Lawrence1 year ago
Hey,How do you do? - Anna R. Wright1 year ago
Hi,how are you? - Wasted in Shoreham: A d…1 year ago
Hey! If you hate what the likes of Simon Cowell have done to mainstream music in this country - for a great laugh, check out this hilarious bastardised Cliff-Richard free track 'Mistletoe & Whine': www.myspace.com/saynotocowell It's spot on! {Another project by BN4}






