Amy Blackburn's Blog

Hi Amy

Im a true fan of yours and i think you are totaly amazing and so gorgeous with a realy nice personality and my question to you is if i was on Shipwrecked with you what could i of done to make you go wow i fancy the pants of him and would love to be his girlfriend , im a romantic and sometimes abit soppy.     XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Hi Auntie Agony Amy,

I have an addiction to garlic bread and chilli and i cant live without it. Which is all well and good you may think, but the problem is it leaves me (usually in work) the following day sitting on the toilet ready to release a big bad bog blocker the size of king kongs first dump of the day, grimacing like i have a pair of trainers on that are 5 sizes too small and a bead of sweat rolling down my face knowing any minute i am going to fly around the room like a fully blown up balloon that has just been let go.


I cant go without them, its like crack to me. But the smell could make your right guard turn left. Is there a replacement or a magical non shitting chilli sauce that wont destroy my anus. Let me know.....

Love from your brother from another mother.

dear amy

i'm looking to become a comedy writer/stand up or something of the sort
quite like you.
although you're not really looking as you have already achived
but i find it hard to be whitty on paper, as it's so much easier in real life situations
do you have anything that helped you when you were starting out?
or were you just born with amazing abilaty ?!?!?!?

sam dodd

Hello Amy....i'm in agreeance with your views of Kyle...i'd love to punch him in the neck.


A girl/ stalker keeps on ringing me, following me, watching me etc...i'm becoming increasingly paranoid about even leaving the house....i've been polite and told her to fuck off but she won't listen?

Any idea's?

ta!!

Stu

ooohh hello my love..i have a problem dear..after establishing myself as a world reknown agony aunt for over 4 months it seams there's a new kid on the block pissing on my patch..now ordinarily i wouldnt care but she's young and funny and also her chebs are still where they should be and not tucked into her tights..should i have her taken out dear?? or just have a cup of tea and think fuck it?

Dear Amy,

Ive recently discovered on ebay that they are selling a signed ,legitimate photo of Tim Reid (the guy who played Ray, the dad, on "Sister, Sister") which would be the perfect addition to our Wall Of Tim's- featuring signed photos of such acclaimed Tims as Tim Allen, Timothy Dalton and the double whammy of Tim Curry and Tim Rice (why those two have yet to do a musical together is beyond me, especially considering the potentially fantastic marquee) However, all is not well as the new Tim photo would have to be shipped from America and would cost upwards of thrity pounds which I can scarcely afford, seeing as Im trying to fund an MA at the minute...yet the temptation to complete the Tim wall overwhelms me-what should I doooooooo?!!

p.s, Ive already tried getting a life and that resulted in the Tim wall a second time round.

Hi Amy

My girlfriend flat out refuses to take it up the wrong one,
Should i try flowers?

no. But they need to give new talent a chance. Like me and my friends.

nought wrong with being a marine. I personally wouldn't be one as you have to be fit and get on a boat and i hate boats. Better than being a dustman or a rake. Plus chicks dig a guy in uniform. Unless your hitler. He's rubbish.

hey Amy, is being in the Marines a bad thing? A mate of mine told me he got heckled for it when he went out at home. Whats up with that? Should we keep it quiet? We're very proud of who we are.
Give us a female opinion ;)
love x

ps.
your comedy is awesomee come to the West Mids ;)

LOL

When i watched Shipwrecked and you said you were from Brighton i told my girlfriend staright away i bet you got that at Temple!!!

Looks amazing hun!

Hope all s well in Amy land!

Jody_PUNX
xxx