Amy Blackburn

About me:

I've been doing a bit of standing up and making people laugh for awee while now. I write sketches that are really silly with some friends. They make us laugh and hopefully they will one day make you laugh too. I love making people laugh and normally end up doing stupid things to make it happen. I do acting, presenting and modelling as well. Some say I'm an all rounder. This is misleading as I sing like a whale being pumped full of sperm whilst on crack and with a mouthful of fish or an X Factor hopeful only I relaise how bad I am.

Here is my artist impression.

I'm shit at art. That's a whale with a big winky in it being filled with swimmers.

See, I told you I was shit at art.

This is an elephant in a banana costume.,p/>

I'm 27, but I look about 15 and once got asked for ID out on a date so he could check I was legal. Nice. It wasnt a lasting relationship.

I once snorted sherbet I do not recommend this.

I love to travel and meet new people.

I believe in love at first sight

I believe that there is someone out there for everyone, you just have to find them. Check behind the sofa, always the best place to start.

I dont want to grow old unless I have someone to do it with.

Comedy, acting, my friends are my life at the minute. If you ever come to one of my gigs dont be frightened to come and say hello. I do bite though.

I like music that you can hear what people are saying.

You can tell if I like you as I will be nice to you and I can be nice. Sometimes I smile and stuff too.

I do a bit of modelling. It's quite fun actually apart from when they make you stand in strange poses for so long your legs feel like they are no longer yours and when they say suck it in love! I am, it is in!.

I will message you back eventually. unless your a pervert.

Then it will be immediate.

I hate your shit band and won't accept spam onto my page. It lowers the tone. All you I'm a girl and I only add girls. This is who I think you are.

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