Alex Zane's Blog
Mermaid Porn
The award winning brand spanking new, with new art work involving hats, trees and the colour purple, Podcast I do has just gone up online at:
xfm. co. uk/breakfast AND HIT SUBSCRIBE
Plus if you subscibe now and get some free rudeness.
Actually it is a pretty weird and slightly unacceptable one this week, but if you want to know about Mermaid porn, bakerys and have to behave in an outrageous way to get someones attention I can't recommend it enough.
Probably best to be over 18, it does have an explicit sticker, as all mermaid porn should. Sorry, I keep talking about this mermaid porn like you're going to see it but you can't, you can hear me and my friend pete talking about it. Not that you'd want to see it, I mean I didn't want to see it, a friend of mine who as legend has it might have had a relationship with a cat showed me it. I guess you get on well with animals like that, it's going to be mermaid porn you get into.....
Hmmmm.... well if all this sounds appealing you know where to go xfm. co. uk/breakfast
Just make sure you subscribe.
If you found any of the above morally questionable DO NOT SUBSCRIBE TO THE PODCAST... it gets worse.... I think there's a mention to 'that scene' in 'Seven'........ "oh god"
Alex
Imagine you are walking in a crowded place.
You hear "You're insane!" whispered in your ear.
It could have been any of the people around you.
Now they all think you're insane because you asked them all if they said you were insane.
This is my new, ingenious, way-to-make-the-world-insane idea.
Spread the word.
(I told you because you make words in various media forms.)
(I could have just advertised my band instead)
(That would have been a more worthwhile consumer of my time)
(Oh well, it's done now)
You're insane
THE BEADED CURTAINS FOREVER
cough.
If you go on our Myspace after January there will be recordings that you must play on the radio
Or you could just casually mention us, how good we are etc
Oh look, I've done two good things in one comment.
Oh, the cleverness of me.
XoXo
Moonlight Xixi, Queen of the Pixies.
I still don't know what Kudos is/are.
But here's two, because I like you.
But only if you obey me.
Think you need to hotfoot it to the mermaid porn addiction clinic pronto. I'm not an expert on rehab myself but surely they do it at the priory?
mermaid porn! quite frankly i am stunned of camden!
i will never be able to look at my mermaid coffee table in the same way. not to mention the fact that my mind is blown trying to fathom how that would work...
i just hope that its hot mermaid on mermaid action and does not involve cross species perversion...
..then again, being a lover of all things mermaid, i wouldn't say no to being a mermaid fluffer.. or would that be 'wetter'... oh this is all VERY wrong!
Why My Ipod is pants........ it's preventing me from listening to the good stuff!!
Reason 1 - I can't listen to it via headphones - so it staies on it's docking station thingy!
Reason 2 - It's now refusing to update any new songs, podcasts or any audio!
Reason 3 - I can't be bothered to get a new one, but thanks to the wonders to home networking i just listen to the Podcast on my laptop
end result - I need a new ipod
(donations greatly acceped =]......please.......)
and as for mermaid porn.................... LOL