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Home made lamb koftas and chicken kebabs for tea tonight, BBQ TIMES!
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Sweaty old smelly man on the bus actually smells WORSE than he looks. How is that even possible?
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I would like to do a scientific study into the correlation between mental people and jogging bottoms.
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South Park hats in progress, only Kyle to make! http://t.co/mykEk5tj
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'Eat You Alive' by Limp Bizkit is such a tune, I don't care.
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I'm going to sew pads into the balls to make it super comfy. Will come in black and white. #CockAndBallsBicycleSeat
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Need to figure out how to give it well curly pubes though #CockAndBallsBicycleSeat
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Thinking of knitting a cock and ball bicycle seat.
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Forgot to mention that 2 weeks ago I saw Chris Rock as I came out of a lift in Soho. He stared at me funny. #FunnyGuy
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Reading about conspiracy theories, anyone got any favourites?
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Bloody Twitter unfollow bug is getting silly now, my list of people I follow goes down daily and I'm not the one doing it. #SortItYeahhh
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All this weather does is make me smell of B.O. 5 million times faster. #ThankYouSunYouBastard
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*Conspiring. God. Really am not awake today.
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London transport is transpiring against me today. Bums.
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Its morning and I have already put my dress on backwards.
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LOL at my Dad thinking my fella looks like Henry Rollins. http://t.co/DVdX1Nga
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Big order ready to ship! #meandmynan http://t.co/HmnJGGdg
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Work in progress for @BrightParrot (i'm making the Russian Eurovision team) http://t.co/zEalElox
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Nice day by the river. http://t.co/4R0WPVn8
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Woke up in a Travelodge in Slough, LOL.
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