Ask
your average 15-year old to stick the word obtuse into a sentence and the
chances are that he or she will go down the geometric path by making reference
to
obtuse
angles - angles of more than 90 but less than 180 degrees - favoured
by the likes of the Greek mathematician Euclid (who invented angles), the
British all-round brainbox Sir Isaac Newton (who took them to the next level)
and the mercurial potting sensation and 3-time world snooker champion Ronnie
‘the Rocket’ O’Sullivan (who uses them in his job).
Obtuse
does have a couple of other, less frequently used but nevertheless accepted
meanings:
a)
stupid or slow at understanding
This
renders it perfect to use on that mate everyone’s got who’s a bit sluggish on
the uptake, the one who at the end of a Scooby Doo episode pipes up with ‘So it
was the guy who owns the motel, I thought it really was a swamp monster,’ who wouldn’t in a million years have
twigged that Verbal Kint and Keyser Soze were the same person (or Darth Vader
and Anakin Skywalker for that matter) and who hasn’t got a 3rd, 4th
or 5th Sense, let alone a 6th.
b)
insensitive or difficult
The
word famously raises its infrequently-seen head in the film The Shawshank Redemption when Tim
Robbins’ character Andy Dufresne has the temerity to refer to the Warden as
being obtuse because of his (the Warden’s) refusal to reopen Andy’s case in the
light of new evidence. If our memory serves us right Andy got a month in the
hole to think about what he’d said. Don’t let that put you off using it though,
it’s only a story.
Which
application of obtuse, Adult Swim’s forgotten word of the day, do you prefer?
We’d like to know because:
1)
We like words
2)
We respect your opinion
3)
We haven’t done a poll in a while